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Zorba Dec 2013 2:02pm, 6 Dec 2013 1,071 posts	Quote Pin Zorba Sorry , first triple post for ages...
ReturnoftheJuddi Dec 2013 2:02pm, 6 Dec 2013 2,312 posts	Quote Pin ReturnoftheJuddi I think you should now put a video on youtube talking about your relationship with crackers
PQ Dec 2013 2:05pm, 6 Dec 2013 5,084 posts	Quote Pin PQ Look at the drippy reviews under the crackers. People are so dim and sheep-like. Just because 'it's a tradition to buy crackers' they continue to shell out ridiculous amounts of cash every year for a bit of paper and a plastic toy. Even if I won the lotto I wouldn't buy this shit.
Carpathius Dec 2013 2:31pm, 6 Dec 2013 1,573 posts	Quote Pin Carpathius "My family and friends can't wait to pull them, knowing there's a present inside"
PQ Dec 2013 2:37pm, 6 Dec 2013 5,085 posts	Quote Pin PQ "Bought these to 'finish' off the table, they look absolutely lovely, hopefully the gifts inside will be of use too." Of use for the bin yes.
Red Squirrel Dec 2013 2:37pm, 6 Dec 2013 13,092 posts	Quote Pin Red Squirrel Surely the reviews are from last year as Christmas Day hasn't happened yet? Crackers.
Spleen Dec 2013 2:52pm, 6 Dec 2013 538 posts	Quote Pin Spleen Squirrel: Nope, they're all dated this year. PQ: You might just have that assertion tested if you go for Christmas dinner at the house of 'Mouse'. "These Crackers are a lovely item. They are well presented with high quality items inside and enough room to insert a Lottery Scratch Card without doing any damage to them at all, making the family and friends Christmas day a even more fun. Finally they are not overly expensive for such a great quality product. You would have to be 'crackers' not to buy them." That review - which clearly implies that the crackers were opened, or they wouldn't have been able to judge the "high quality items" - was dated 28 November.
bree Dec 2013 2:56pm, 6 Dec 2013 5,130 posts	Quote Pin bree I don't like crackers either but rest of the family do. What can I get instead, to wean them off?
Red Squirrel Dec 2013 2:59pm, 6 Dec 2013 13,100 posts	Quote Pin Red Squirrel Put tasteless jokes in them Bree.
PQ Dec 2013 3:00pm, 6 Dec 2013 5,086 posts	Quote Pin PQ A lottery scratch card from Mouse's house