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Surrey Phil Feb 2017 5:31pm, 19 Feb 2017 1,860 posts	Quote Pin Surrey Phil Why do some blokes wee through the toilet seat or leave urine on the edge of the toilet? Using a small portion of your brain to use the toilet correctly wouldn't go amiss. I find it harder to comprehend if there are actually urinals in situ. It's disgusting when I have to do a number two after such morons have been in there!
Carpathius Feb 2017 7:30pm, 19 Feb 2017 11,315 posts	Quote 1 pin Carpathius You live in my house Phil? My Garmin. It is capable of recording about sixteen hours worth of running and yet only ever gives me a 'low battery' warning thirty seconds before it runs out completely and turns itself off.
alpenrose Feb 2017 7:47pm, 19 Feb 2017 24,066 posts	Quote Pin alpenrose Now you know what women have to put up with all the time Phil.
Eynsham Red Feb 2017 8:51pm, 19 Feb 2017 1,401 posts	Quote Pin Eynsham Red Why, do women wee on the seat too? 😋
alpenrose Feb 2017 8:54pm, 19 Feb 2017 24,072 posts	Quote Pin alpenrose I can't work that one out either ER.
Velociraptor Feb 2017 8:58pm, 19 Feb 2017 35,522 posts	Quote Pin Velociraptor [Yes, women are devils for weeing on the seat. It's because they won't sit on it properly in case they get someone else's germs on their sparkling little bottom, so they do a sort of wobbly squat that results in a puddle of wee on the front of the seat.]
Eynsham Red Feb 2017 9:05pm, 19 Feb 2017 1,402 posts	Quote Pin Eynsham Red ["sparkling little bottom"; is that the latest craze after vajazzling?]
Carpathius Feb 2017 10:01pm, 19 Feb 2017 11,320 posts	Quote Pin Carpathius [I've sat on many a public loo seat, including unisex portaloos at festivals and races, and have never caught anything. I know a study population of one isn't at all scientific.]
Velociraptor Feb 2017 10:07pm, 19 Feb 2017 35,523 posts	Quote Pin Velociraptor [Make that two. You're more likely to catch something off the taps ... aha! Now I understand why other women don't wash their hands after using public toilets ]
Carpathius Feb 2017 10:15pm, 19 Feb 2017 11,321 posts	Quote Pin Carpathius [I've never understood the whole 'terrified of public loo seats' thing when the same women presumably use 1. Door handles 2. Locks 3. Flush mechanisms 4. Taps 5. Soap dispenser buttons and 6. Door handles again in the process of using said loo.]