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Heavyweight Oct 2007 9:17am, 26 Oct 2007 212 posts	Quote Pin Heavyweight 'Happy Christmas, I know this is a little early but I know so many rich & handsome people that I thought I would start with the poor ugly buXXers'
Puddington Oct 2007 9:20am, 26 Oct 2007 14,550 posts	Quote Pin Puddington i love le pudd
runnerbean Oct 2007 9:21am, 26 Oct 2007 13,351 posts	Quote Pin runnerbean can i pop up for a coffee? (i will bring sweets)
Is Oct 2007 9:22am, 26 Oct 2007 1,015 posts	Quote Pin Is you! and next door boy! xxxx
Boab Oct 2007 9:23am, 26 Oct 2007 1,579 posts	Quote Pin Boab not a txt, but thank you SB X for ye.
Hendo Oct 2007 9:23am, 26 Oct 2007 11,217 posts	Quote Pin Hendo Can I have my ducks back now please?
Oct 2007 9:28am, 26 Oct 2007 409 posts	Quote Pin Your expecting a nasty retort, well its not gonna happen ya scruffy giraffe.
PhatButFit Oct 2007 9:31am, 26 Oct 2007 365 posts	Quote Pin PhatButFit I've just answered the door to a 6ft beetle who smacked me around the head and told me to f*ck off. Apparently there's a nasty bug going around!
topcorner Oct 2007 9:35am, 26 Oct 2007 3,429 posts	Quote Pin topcorner "Go on then - rrrip it apart!"
Oct 2007 9:59am, 26 Oct 2007 410 posts	Quote Pin I said to your wife yesterday ( whilst you were at work ) " im like the halifax me" she said " what do you mean? i replied " always giving you extra " .