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Max71 May 2008 11:32am, 19 May 2008 15,380 posts	Quote Pin Max71 "Have just found a yellow post card from you. It says 'you have been warned' and you have written "do not....I repeat - do not clean your teeth at half past four in the morning" !! That text was from an ex from 2001-03 who lives overseas now and was visiting their old home...I left that note in the summer of 2002 in their en-suite.....srsly either Jamie (who owns the house) needs a better cleaner or they are a bunch of sentimental boys.
Keefy Beefy May 2008 11:46am, 19 May 2008 1,840 posts	Quote Pin Keefy Beefy In the pool bar. Shedded.
May 2008 11:48am, 19 May 2008 890 posts	Quote Pin can i lend £20 uncle flip.
BigChiefRunningBore May 2008 12:24pm, 19 May 2008 4,508 posts	Quote Pin BigChiefRunningBore "please return my phone you thieving b@st@rd"
May 2008 12:55pm, 19 May 2008 646 posts	Quote Pin By the time I get hold of you for coffee and get you on the back of my bike - coffee wont be around anymore and I'll be in an oap buggy.
May 2008 12:58pm, 19 May 2008 28,288 posts	Quote Pin You want sexy chat? Not really. It was a very sweet goodnight text and I'm not telling you what was in it.
Dave_B May 2008 1:05pm, 19 May 2008 14 posts	Quote Pin Dave_B 'I can't seem to find them, are you sure you didn't eat them when you were drunk?'
Mrs Jigs (Luverlylegs) May 2008 7:00pm, 19 May 2008 15,630 posts	Quote Pin Mrs Jigs (Luverlylegs) Not the last one but a very exciting one that said Am out!! xx Yay!!!!!!!!!!!! :):)
mxhornet May 2008 7:18pm, 19 May 2008 13,612 posts	Quote Pin mxhornet Can't repeat all of it but theme was nipple clamps !!
May 2008 7:20pm, 19 May 2008 682 posts	Quote Pin "My darling, I love you and I can't wait to be with you." Was a wrong number