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Christmas Jokes

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:-) Merry Fizzmas :-) Dec 2015 8:00pm, 17 Dec 2015 1424 posts	0 :-) Merry Fizzmas :-) "Inspired" by today's challenge - What's the most common owl in Britain? A teatowel.
Salopianb Dec 2015 12:31pm, 21 Dec 2015 First-time poster!!	0 Salopianb Two snowmen standing in a field. One turns to the other and says- "Can you smell carrots?"
makkem Dec 2015 9:00am, 22 Dec 2015 716 posts	0 makkem Two fish in a tank. One turns to the other & says "You drive, I'll fire the gun".
Pascha Dec 2015 3:42pm, 22 Dec 2015 First-time poster!!	0 Pascha I went to the zoo yesterday - but it only had one small dog. It was a shitzu.
Big Allelujah Widepants Dec 2015 4:01pm, 22 Dec 2015 4605 posts	0 Big Allelujah Widepants What do you get if you post letters up the chimney? Blackmail.

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