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Christmas Jokes

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Dec 2015
8:00pm, 17 Dec 2015
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:-) Merry Fizzmas :-)
"Inspired" by today's challenge -

What's the most common owl in Britain?

A teatowel.
Dec 2015
12:31pm, 21 Dec 2015
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Salopianb
Two snowmen standing in a field.

One turns to the other and says-
"Can you smell carrots?"
Dec 2015
9:00am, 22 Dec 2015
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makkem
Two fish in a tank.
One turns to the other & says "You drive, I'll fire the gun".
Dec 2015
3:42pm, 22 Dec 2015
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Pascha
I went to the zoo yesterday - but it only had one small dog. It was a shitzu.
Dec 2015
4:01pm, 22 Dec 2015
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Big Allelujah Widepants
What do you get if you post letters up the chimney? Blackmail.

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