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Christmas Jokes

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Dec 2015
10:42pm, 15 Dec 2015
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Marvin
Why don’t Volkswagen hold Christmas Services?

They get the readings wrong.
Dec 2015
10:46pm, 15 Dec 2015
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Surrey Phil
Who were the shortest pop group in 2000 and had difficulty taking down their decorations?

S-Club-7, as they had to reach for the stars.
Dec 2015
10:49pm, 15 Dec 2015
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maT.T.
What did the cheese say when he looked in the mirror?

Halloumi
Dec 2015
10:53pm, 15 Dec 2015
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AngusClydesdale
Why is George Osborne so enamoured of his advent calendar?

He'll finally get to open the door of No 10...
Dec 2015
11:36pm, 15 Dec 2015
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Badger
What's the difference between snot and Brussels sprouts?

You can't get your kids to eat sprouts.

(I actually came in here to tell Angus' joke about Ed Milliband)
Dec 2015
11:37pm, 15 Dec 2015
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Badger
Why don't iPhone users have Advent calendars?

You can't seriously expect them to go near windows, can you?
Dec 2015
11:04am, 16 Dec 2015
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mrsdistraction
How do you approach an angry cheese?

Caerphilly.
Dec 2015
11:34am, 16 Dec 2015
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wildebeast
darth vader : luke ... I know what you are getting for xmas
luke : how do you know
darth vader : luke I have fealt your presents

thank you very much im here all week
Dec 2015
11:36am, 16 Dec 2015
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SusiesueH
[that's my new favourite joke Mrs d!]
Dec 2015
9:50pm, 16 Dec 2015
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Mr. White Christmas
What do you do if you see a spaceman?

...park in it man

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