Christmas Jokes

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Dec 2015
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fetcheveryone
A thread for your christmas cracker jokes :-)
Dec 2015
12:08am, 15 Dec 2015
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Mr. White Christmas
What do you call a smelly Santa Claus?

.....Farter Christmas.....
Dec 2015
12:12am, 15 Dec 2015
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Sombrero-ho-ho-ho
What's the difference between snowmen and snow-women?

Snowballs.
Dec 2015
12:17am, 15 Dec 2015
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FatheRRR ChRRRistmas
What did the sea say to Santa
Nothing! It just waved

Why did the Turkey cross the road
Because he wasn't a chicken

Why did the Turkey join the band
Because he had drumsticks

Boom Boom Goodnight
Dec 2015
12:23am, 15 Dec 2015
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GBaker
Who is Santa's favorite singer?

Elf-is Presley
Dec 2015
12:30am, 15 Dec 2015
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Special*K
What do you say to a heart broken penguin?
There are plenty more fish in the sea.
Dec 2015
12:46am, 15 Dec 2015
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Chrisity
A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a train load of terrapins. What a turtle disaster.

What does Miley Cyrus have at Christmas? Twerky.
Dec 2015
1:07am, 15 Dec 2015
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Weekatiepea
Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can 'ho ho ho'!
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1:07am, 15 Dec 2015
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Weekatiepea
Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can 'ho ho ho'!
Dec 2015
1:07am, 15 Dec 2015
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Weekatiepea
Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can 'ho ho ho'!

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