Christmas Jokes
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Dec 2015
9:52am, 14 Dec 2015
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fetcheveryone
A thread for your christmas cracker jokes
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Dec 2015
12:08am, 15 Dec 2015
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Mr. White Christmas
What do you call a smelly Santa Claus? .....Farter Christmas..... |
Dec 2015
12:12am, 15 Dec 2015
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Sombrero-ho-ho-ho
What's the difference between snowmen and snow-women? Snowballs. |
Dec 2015
12:17am, 15 Dec 2015
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FatheRRR ChRRRistmas
What did the sea say to Santa Nothing! It just waved Why did the Turkey cross the road Because he wasn't a chicken Why did the Turkey join the band Because he had drumsticks Boom Boom Goodnight |
Dec 2015
12:23am, 15 Dec 2015
First-time poster!!
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GBaker
Who is Santa's favorite singer? Elf-is Presley |
Dec 2015
12:30am, 15 Dec 2015
134 posts
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Special*K
What do you say to a heart broken penguin? There are plenty more fish in the sea. |
Dec 2015
12:46am, 15 Dec 2015
14,405 posts
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Chrisity
A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a train load of terrapins. What a turtle disaster. What does Miley Cyrus have at Christmas? Twerky. |
Dec 2015
1:07am, 15 Dec 2015
2,033 posts
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Weekatiepea
Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can 'ho ho ho'! |
Dec 2015
1:07am, 15 Dec 2015
2,034 posts
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Weekatiepea
Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can 'ho ho ho'! |
Dec 2015
1:07am, 15 Dec 2015
2,035 posts
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Weekatiepea
Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can 'ho ho ho'! |
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