Christmas Jokes

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pedroscalls Dec 2015 8:06pm, 15 Dec 2015 5,865 posts	0 pedroscalls What did Adam say to his wife that day before Christmas? It's Christmas Eve
michellekarlden Dec 2015 8:18pm, 15 Dec 2015 First-time poster!!	0 michellekarlden What happens if Santa get's stuck down the chimney? A: He get's claustrophobic
Mick n Phil ( OBE ) Dec 2015 8:21pm, 15 Dec 2015 1,654 posts	0 Mick n Phil ( OBE ) its snow joke
JEB1974 Dec 2015 8:23pm, 15 Dec 2015 779 posts	0 JEB1974 What's the best cheese to hide a horse? Mascarpone
stuart little Dec 2015 8:28pm, 15 Dec 2015 1,007 posts	0 stuart little Do you wrap your presents with sellotape? You should be careful, you might meet a sticky end
Merry Little Cyclops Dec 2015 8:44pm, 15 Dec 2015 2,063 posts	0 Merry Little Cyclops How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!
Autumnleaves Dec 2015 9:11pm, 15 Dec 2015 7,495 posts	0 Autumnleaves Why didn't the skeleton go to the Christmas party? Because he had nobody to go with!
Richard-M1 Dec 2015 9:27pm, 15 Dec 2015 4 posts	0 Richard-M1 Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa.
KimCanRun Dec 2015 9:35pm, 15 Dec 2015 897 posts	0 KimCanRun What do you call an obnoxious reindeer? RUDEolph.
monotone2k Dec 2015 10:22pm, 15 Dec 2015 19 posts	0 monotone2k Two cows were talking when one asked the other, 'aren't you afraid of this mad cow disease?' The other replied, 'don't be silly, I'm a helicopter.'