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Velociraptor Mar 2013 8:49pm, 25 Mar 2013 24,670 posts	Quote Pin Velociraptor Some people could actually do with a strident little woman with a Scottish accent telling them that their shit stinks, their liver is gangrenous, their diet is repulsive and they could do with halving their weight, Jason. Not tinkering around putting diet Vimto in their vodka Unfortunately, we're a bit short on strident little women with Scottish accents and fake medical degrees around here ...
Jason1969 Mar 2013 8:59pm, 25 Mar 2013 11,642 posts	Quote Pin Jason1969
Fellrunning Mar 2013 5:30pm, 26 Mar 2013 784 posts	Quote Pin Fellrunning My doctor is a strident little Scots woman. For a long time I thought it really was you Vrap and you were just pretending to be in Cumbria.....
PQ Mar 2013 9:38pm, 26 Mar 2013 5,021 posts	Quote Pin PQ I could never be a GP. I'd be exactly like Gillian McKeith, telling people plenty of home truths and would probably get struck off on my first day
Carpathius Mar 2013 10:05pm, 26 Mar 2013 326 posts	Quote Pin Carpathius She'd 'try' 'more often'? How many bloody drinks does she have? (admittedly coming from someone whose last drink involving a mixer may well have been last year sometime).
Velociraptor Mar 2013 10:20pm, 26 Mar 2013 24,682 posts	Quote Pin Velociraptor Being told I have to telephone two women with epilepsy, force contraceptive, pre-conception and pregnancy advice upon them, and log it in their medical records, so that we can get maximum sodding QoF points in that domain. The husband of one of them has had a vasectomy. The other has premature ovarian failure. I'd rather be doing monthly pop-in-and-see visits to all our old folk.
Bru-Bru Mar 2013 10:48pm, 26 Mar 2013 2,090 posts	Quote Pin Bru-Bru People who wear baseball caps with the peak at the back.
Wobbling Mar 2013 11:00pm, 26 Mar 2013 1,760 posts	Quote Pin Wobbling Fuckwits skiers who can't control their speed barrelling down a green run, in complete disregard on who they might collide with. And concussion.
The Teaboy Mar 2013 2:00pm, 27 Mar 2013 6,131 posts	Quote Pin The Teaboy The annoying twat three rows along who won't have his mobile on silent. Instead every time a text comes in, it makes a really annoying loud ping like a sonar pulse. Hockey Girl and I are currently plotting him a mischief.
Jovi Runner Mar 2013 4:01pm, 27 Mar 2013 2,079 posts	Quote Pin Jovi Runner Date nights. I know people have busy lives but the whole concept of a "date night" really irritates me for some reason. It seems to imply that you make an effort that night but not others. Just typing this up now is getting me annoyed. It is also extremely Americanised tosh and really winds me up.