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CharlieP
Tea comes between lunch and dinner, and isn't a full meal. We never had tea at home when I was young, but *always* had it when we visited my grandparents. Basically cakes and sandwiches in the front room with the television on, unlike proper meals which were always taken in the dining room.

Order of things:

Breakfast
Brunch
Elevenses
Lunch
Tea
Dinner
Supper
Midnight feast

There is also an unwritten set of rules about which combination can be taken in one day. So I'm unable to write it.
Feb 2018
9:25am, 22 Feb 2018
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ChrisHB
if you're in Germany, you can add the Second Breakfast.
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9:41am, 22 Feb 2018
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Wine Legs
In NZ, we have morning tea and afternoon tea. Morning tea is the equivalent of British elevenses. Afternoon tea is between lunch and dinner, just called 'tea' above. Here, afternoon tea seems to be a posh thing with champagne and tiny cakes and cucumber sandwiches with their crusts cut off and pots of tea. In NZ, it's just a bit of cake (or similar) and a drink (hot or cold, non-alcoholic).
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Wobbling
I think brunch comes after elevensies.

In Ireland it appears to be iagainst the law to have a hot drink without a chunk of cake the size of your head or a sandwich. With some of my family they rarely let you sit down without shoving some variety of baked-goods at you.
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10:01am, 22 Feb 2018
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Diogenes
[Brunch is a cooked meal, much like a cooked breakfast, whereas elevenses is something lighter, generally uncooked. (IMHO)]
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10:02am, 22 Feb 2018
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Diogenes
[Eating you lunch sandwiches early doesn't count as either brunch or elevenses, it's just an early (or first) lunch.
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10:04am, 22 Feb 2018
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McGoohan
[Blunch: a meal between brunch and lunch]
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Nicholls595
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Velociraptor
[In Scotland, a cup of tea or coffee is not referred to as "a drink" and is always served with cake or biscuits as a minimum, irrespective of when the last meal was eaten or the next meal is expected. Moving to England, being offered "a drink", and just getting a cuppa on its own came as a culture shock to me.]
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Diogenes
The difficulty of obtaining plain hot cross buns that don't contain blueberries or apple or salted caramel FFS

[Hot Cross bun for morning snack]

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