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Ultra Dunc Apr 2008 11:15pm, 18 Apr 2008 524 posts	Quote Pin Ultra Dunc Someones laced my drink- hic
plodding hippo Apr 2008 11:15pm, 18 Apr 2008 6,270 posts	Quote Pin plodding hippo dribble
barking Apr 2008 11:16pm, 18 Apr 2008 768 posts	Quote Pin barking I wouldnt know Dunc, do they? I was just offering what a selection of what we have lying about that might be of use...otherwise I would have offered you the handcuffs too This thread has disintegrated even without alcohol!
barking Apr 2008 11:16pm, 18 Apr 2008 769 posts	Quote Pin barking why are you dribbling? passes tissue
plodding hippo Apr 2008 11:16pm, 18 Apr 2008 6,271 posts	Quote Pin plodding hippo i had alcofrol er, but, yeah, it has gon a bit-----
mxhornet Apr 2008 11:17pm, 18 Apr 2008 12,805 posts	Quote Pin mxhornet I have handcuffs at work
Max71 Apr 2008 11:18pm, 18 Apr 2008 12,576 posts	Quote Pin Max71 Pervert.
barking Apr 2008 11:18pm, 18 Apr 2008 770 posts	Quote Pin barking just reread my post...would like to point out that the handcuffs in question belong to a 5-year old who left them here, not me, or (heaven forbid) my mother...
Ultra Dunc Apr 2008 11:18pm, 18 Apr 2008 525 posts	Quote Pin Ultra Dunc Hippo - can you do that pose where your head is upside down and you hold a glass of G & T in your mouth and drink it without spilling any ?
plodding hippo Apr 2008 11:18pm, 18 Apr 2008 6,272 posts	Quote Pin plodding hippo oooooooo