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Pestomum Apr 2013 9:29am, 19 Apr 2013 2,681 posts	Quote Pin Pestomum I picked the best one
Velociraptor Apr 2013 9:36am, 19 Apr 2013 24,871 posts	Quote Pin Velociraptor Voicemail has 18 new messages. Please dial 121
AndrewS Apr 2013 9:39am, 19 Apr 2013 341 posts	Quote Pin AndrewS "Brad's left for work now, it's safe for you to come round. Angelina xx"
Kevski Apr 2013 10:59am, 19 Apr 2013 1,045 posts	Quote Pin Kevski ({}) Dunno what it means, but it was from my chimney sweeper and I think it's something rude!
Max71 Apr 2013 8:47pm, 19 Apr 2013 27,646 posts	Quote Pin Max71 Oooh. Kevski, you live close to me, i should get your chimney sweep's number (this was not my text) Mine said "Can I get you anything?
ogee Apr 2013 9:15pm, 19 Apr 2013 19,664 posts	Quote Pin ogee He doesn't shit himself anymore, he just leaks! Smells the same tho. No Idea wtf this was about, was from my accountant:-0
FreshStart Apr 2013 9:24pm, 19 Apr 2013 770 posts	Quote Pin FreshStart In bed at 1545?!
Velociraptor Apr 2013 9:42pm, 19 Apr 2013 24,887 posts	Quote Pin Velociraptor It's a shame Beth is into black, I have some spare blue.
brandstifterin Apr 2013 10:55pm, 19 Apr 2013 33 posts	Quote Pin brandstifterin "Heya, I can't tonight, at a dress fitting." Out of context that sounds kinda funny
Hackett May 2013 7:54am, 2 May 2013 1,267 posts	Quote Pin Hackett Thank you Boss ur a good guy.