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Is Jan 2008 7:40pm, 8 Jan 2008 1,025 posts	Is Have not even looked at essay yet will have shower (5-10 minutes), do my hair (1-2 hours) and then come hurl myself upon thee? My presence, not my body! I clarified, paraplegic with rage xxx :s
KatieB Jan 2008 7:41pm, 8 Jan 2008 3,412 posts	KatieB thanks x
bigal Jan 2008 7:53pm, 8 Jan 2008 114 posts	bigal yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Rebel Jan 2008 7:54pm, 8 Jan 2008 6,099 posts	Rebel Yes she is running. I always have the pleasure of her company in the bar on Tues x
Forest Faerie Jan 2008 7:55pm, 8 Jan 2008 1,755 posts	Forest Faerie yes please xxx
Black Cat Jan 2008 7:57pm, 8 Jan 2008 520 posts	Black Cat SIM update ( how boring is that!)
Jock Itch Jan 2008 7:58pm, 8 Jan 2008 4,056 posts	Jock Itch I would but my gynacologist needs a look first.
Max71 Jan 2008 10:14pm, 8 Jan 2008 10,639 posts	Max71 That's all of them. Hope it helps.
Jock Itch Jan 2008 10:15pm, 8 Jan 2008 4,062 posts	Jock Itch You owe me 4 months child support you bastard
Stumpy Jan 2008 10:15pm, 8 Jan 2008 5,625 posts	Stumpy OK, but I am popping to the gym first if that's OK.