what did the last text you receive say ?

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Lexa Nov 2007 3:35pm, 20 Nov 2007 141 posts	Lexa I keep getting a text from a lovely young lady called Suzie who spends a lot of time sunbathing. Apparently she needs help with her white bits. Don't know where she is, it's peeing down here.
Red Tomato Nov 2007 3:54pm, 20 Nov 2007 2,861 posts	Red Tomato transformers bumblebee is still out of stock, argos. How do you get these fruity messages then?
Red Tomato Nov 2007 3:55pm, 20 Nov 2007 2,862 posts	Red Tomato Bev's birthday is on Friday.
Siamese Pete Nov 2007 4:03pm, 20 Nov 2007 885 posts	Siamese Pete TravelAlert 16:00 Cntrl: Minor delays due to an earlier faulty train at MileEnd. Bu99er:(
Chromey Nov 2007 4:05pm, 20 Nov 2007 169 posts	Chromey I'll see what your Mam says (my Dad is soooooooo Northern )
philbo Nov 2007 4:06pm, 20 Nov 2007 378 posts	philbo Try telling it its only football.
Snoo Nov 2007 4:13pm, 20 Nov 2007 1,244 posts	Snoo Only one day back and it's driven me crazy!
Max71 Nov 2007 7:39pm, 20 Nov 2007 9,997 posts	Max71 Are you and Roon going swimming tonight? If so I am so up for it.
Dave A Nov 2007 10:53pm, 20 Nov 2007 3,833 posts	Dave A No chocolates this time but a whole suite with steps down to the bedroom! Wish you were here?
Nov 2007 10:55pm, 20 Nov 2007 19,747 posts	Unimpressed but strangely arroused I bet! (about my kid's headteachers mahoosive moobs....GAWD NOOOOOOO!!!)