thread for misanthropes

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Jun 2020
4:49pm, 12 Jun 2020
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ITG ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ธ
Dear fellow misanthropes. Sign up to complain about your fellow citizens here. There may be some overlap with TYWTSBC but there are plenty of times we CAN say what we are thinking but the object of our frustration is too clueless to care.

Contributors may also complain about non-persons whey they are arseholes, for example:

Why is the feckin cord on the hoover ALWAYS too short?

Shut up, microwave, I know the porridge is ready BUT I AM NOT. I will get to you in my own sweet time.

In the spirit of Fetch, let's not be mean about other Fetchies though.
Jun 2020
4:57pm, 12 Jun 2020
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LindsD
Oh yes. I'm in. Thank you.

Why does everything I like to eat make me fat?

Why do you keep waking me up when it's so easy for you to go back to sleep?

Why are you such an unsupportive colleague?

More to come....
Jun 2020
5:02pm, 12 Jun 2020
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Fragile Do Not Bend
I want to moan about the bloke in the supermarket who was standing in front of the thing I wanted THREE TIMES and took ages to move each time, despite me glaring at him.
Jun 2020
5:07pm, 12 Jun 2020
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halfpint
Can you please stop fucking up because when you do I invariably have to clean up the shit that hits the fan.

Can you all just stop saying sheโ€™s in charge. It is not in her remit and she does not have authority to make any of those decisions. Thinking sheโ€™s superior does not qualify her to run the whole show.

My job would be so much easier without all these bloody people.
Jun 2020
5:25pm, 12 Jun 2020
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ITG ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ธ
Fragile, was that the classic British hard.at his back?
Jun 2020
5:25pm, 12 Jun 2020
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XB ๐ŸŒˆ
Hello there.

Currently the numbnuts on the local FB group who reply to requests for recommendations with links to their friends (who have nothing to do with the required service). First time it was funny, second time a jape, but now it's 6 months old, it's gone stale.
Jun 2020
5:35pm, 12 Jun 2020
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Raemond
Misanthropes unite!

People, what a bunch of bastards.
Jun 2020
5:41pm, 12 Jun 2020
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swittle
Not about the Moliรจre play, then. Hmm.
Jun 2020
5:52pm, 12 Jun 2020
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oprah
Hi.
Jun 2020
5:55pm, 12 Jun 2020
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Fragile Do Not Bend
ITB - oh yes. I could have bored holes in the back of his head.

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