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Old Croc Mar 2021 8:14am, 30 Mar 2021 33,128 posts	Quote Pin Old Croc A visual on today
McGoohan Mar 2021 8:23am, 30 Mar 2021 49,074 posts	Quote Pin McGoohan [^ Love it!] I can never figure out how to change the clock in my car so now I’ve bought another car and I drive them for six months each.
McGoohan Mar 2021 8:24am, 30 Mar 2021 49,075 posts	Quote Pin McGoohan Leapfrog is the only day when a frog is allowed to kiss a Princess.
MarkyMarkMark (3M) Mar 2021 8:25am, 30 Mar 2021 14,800 posts	Quote Pin MarkyMarkMark (3M) [ McG, you have been on the Tim Vine Jokes group on FB again! But if we're plagiarising anyway....] No more Suez Canal/container jokes please. That ship has sailed.
McGoohan Mar 2021 8:36am, 30 Mar 2021 49,076 posts	Quote Pin McGoohan [Outrageous claim! I'm also stealing from Gary Delaney ] I hope that in tonight’s episode we finally find out who Lionel Duty really is.
Mushroom Mar 2021 9:27am, 30 Mar 2021 1,556 posts	Quote Pin Mushroom The solution: Meanwhile:
Jason1969 Mar 2021 9:36am, 30 Mar 2021 12,835 posts	Quote Pin Jason1969 My parents made me walk the plank when I was kid. We couldn't afford a dog.
Mountkeen Mar 2021 1:11pm, 30 Mar 2021 453 posts	Quote Pin Mountkeen If pronouncing my B's as V's makes me sound Russian. Then soviet.
Binks Mar 2021 7:04pm, 30 Mar 2021 8,057 posts	Quote Pin Binks Please. It's too late now for any more Suez canal jokes. That ship has sailed.
JK chameleon Mar 2021 7:14pm, 30 Mar 2021 13,888 posts	Quote Pin JK chameleon [Looks up at Mark's post above...]