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The Evil Genie

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Diogenes May 2021 2:04pm, 27 May 2021 60,161 posts	Quote Pin Diogenes You have a cup of tea, but no digestive system. I wish I could fly
fetcheveryone May 2021 2:08pm, 27 May 2021 26,142 posts	Quote Pin fetcheveryone You can fly, right up to the sky, but Keith Harris has to put his hand up your bum. I wish I hadn’t conjured up that mental image.
Elsie Too May 2021 2:40pm, 27 May 2021 4,220 posts	Quote Pin Elsie Too You didn't conjure up that mental image but Keith Harris did once put his hand up your bum. I wish I had a packet of maltesers
fetcheveryone May 2021 3:37pm, 27 May 2021 26,144 posts	Quote Pin fetcheveryone You have a pack of maltesers, but they've been sat in the sun, so they are all welded together inside the packet. Sigh. I wish I had put my socks on, because my feet are slightly chilly, but I don't feel like moving.
StuH May 2021 3:40pm, 27 May 2021 4,164 posts	Quote Pin StuH You did put your socks on but in the process ripped off that toenail that's been threatening to depart since your last long run. I wish the pain from my wisdom tooth extraction would fade.
fetcheveryone May 2021 3:45pm, 27 May 2021 26,145 posts	Quote Pin fetcheveryone The tooth pain fades, but then you realise that your entire head has fallen off due to an admin error during the procedure. [I hope it does get better soon] I wish I had tea as well.
Fizz :-) May 2021 4:03pm, 27 May 2021 5,755 posts	Quote Pin Fizz :-) [it won’t do you any good, as you still don’t have a digestive system] You have tea, but it is cold and made with sour milk. I wish our neighbours would stop playing loud music.
Meeps May 2021 4:09pm, 27 May 2021 8,444 posts	Quote Pin Meeps Your neighbours aren't playing loud music, it's the party in your head that sounds loud. I wish I didn't have a sulky teenager
faithfulred May 2021 4:25pm, 27 May 2021 689 posts	Quote Pin faithfulred You don't have a sulky teenager, but then you also don't have the memories of that cute little 5-year old. I wish my daughter wouldn't shovel down her food like a pig.
fetcheveryone May 2021 4:57pm, 27 May 2021 26,146 posts	Quote Pin fetcheveryone She stops shovelling her food down like a pig, but gets trotters and a curly tail instead. I wish all these labels would stick themselves to the coasters by magic. Good magic. The kind that would never put them on the wrong envelopes etc.