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The Evil Genie

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fetcheveryone May 2021 6:08pm, 26 May 2021 26,116 posts	Quote Pin fetcheveryone Here's the game (borrowed from a thread I saw on chess.com). Each poster plays the part of an evil genie who ruins the wish of the previous person. They then add a wish of their own. For example: Poster A I wish I had big muscles. Poster B You have big muscles, but they are so big you can't fit through doorways. I wish I had a million pounds Poster C You have a million pounds, but the gangsters you stole it from know where you live. I wish it would stop raining. etc. I'll kick things off... I wish I could run as quickly as Mo Farah.
Sharkie May 2021 6:10pm, 26 May 2021 18,160 posts	Quote Pin Sharkie You can run as fast as Mo Farah but you can't stop doing the weird Mo-bot thing with your hands on top of your head. I wish I was 35.
GimmeMedals May 2021 7:27pm, 26 May 2021 21,041 posts	Quote Pin GimmeMedals You are 35 because your birthday is 29th February. I wish I could speak many languages.
becca7 May 2021 9:45pm, 26 May 2021 8,331 posts	Quote Pin becca7 You can speak many languages but only know one word in each and that is "medal". I wish I could save time in a bottle.
GimmeMedals May 2021 11:07pm, 26 May 2021 21,042 posts	Quote Pin GimmeMedals You can save time in a bottle but it is a bluebottle and it flies away. I wish chocolate was calorie-free.
faithfulred May 2021 11:11pm, 26 May 2021 685 posts	Quote Pin faithfulred Chocolate is calorie free but it tastes horrible. I wish I didn't despise our politicians.
GimmeMedals May 2021 12:13am, 27 May 2021 21,043 posts	Quote Pin GimmeMedals You don’t despise our politicians but you have been brainwashed and have no freedom of thought. I wish it only rained overnight and never during the day.
BarefootEm May 2021 1:52am, 27 May 2021 2,728 posts	Quote Pin BarefootEm It never rains during the day, but it does snow every lunch time. I wish I could get a solid 8 hours sleep every night.
fetcheveryone May 2021 9:17am, 27 May 2021 26,121 posts	Quote Pin fetcheveryone You sleep so solidly every evening that the local "I remember the 90s" facebook group hold a regular all-night rave in your living room. You wake each morning to find their glowsticks all over the place, and your Fat Boy Slim CD has a big scratch on it. I wish I had an endless supply of Marmite.
Diogenes May 2021 9:19am, 27 May 2021 60,153 posts	Quote Pin Diogenes You have an endless supply of Marmite as you are the King Midas of Marmite and everything you touch turns to Marmite. I wish I was on holiday.