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Joke of the day........

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12:46pm, 10 Sep 2021
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JRitchie
Jason1969 joke the page behind made me laugh out. Reminded me of my dad at a party. Someone came over and told him this joke. "Do you know that all women have three knees. A left knee, a right knee and a fan-knee".

He laughed and went over to another group saying "I've heard this great joke. Did you hear the one about the woman with three fannies".

I still wind him up about it every year.
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12:56pm, 10 Sep 2021
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colindglen
The water jokes are getting l'eau in quality
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1:01pm, 10 Sep 2021
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Mushroom
Glad there's only been a trickle so far..
Sep 2021
1:16pm, 10 Sep 2021
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57.5 Degrees of Pain
Started off in de-Nile, but I guess I'll just go with the flow of these puns.
Sep 2021
1:23pm, 10 Sep 2021
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Silent Runner
JR's reminds me of this one:

How many ears does Captain Kirk have?

Three - a left ear, a right ear and a final front-ear.
Sep 2021
1:27pm, 10 Sep 2021
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colindglen
let's channel them more effectively
um
Sep 2021
1:30pm, 10 Sep 2021
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um
Eau no! The man who fell off the Pont Neuf is reported to be in Seine.

Ouse next?
Sep 2021
2:06pm, 10 Sep 2021
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JK *chameleon*
These puns just Ouse class.
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2:10pm, 10 Sep 2021
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Derby Tup
Things have improved. The Thames they are a changing
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2:17pm, 10 Sep 2021
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trumpton riots
It's Tyne this thread un Derwent a change. It Tees me off and Avon to complain

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