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JRitchie Sep 2021 12:46pm, 10 Sep 2021 2,604 posts	Quote Pin JRitchie Jason1969 joke the page behind made me laugh out. Reminded me of my dad at a party. Someone came over and told him this joke. "Do you know that all women have three knees. A left knee, a right knee and a fan-knee". He laughed and went over to another group saying "I've heard this great joke. Did you hear the one about the woman with three fannies". I still wind him up about it every year.
colindglen Sep 2021 12:56pm, 10 Sep 2021 2,172 posts	Quote Pin colindglen The water jokes are getting l'eau in quality
Mushroom Sep 2021 1:01pm, 10 Sep 2021 1,852 posts	Quote Pin Mushroom Glad there's only been a trickle so far..
57.5 Degrees of Pain Sep 2021 1:16pm, 10 Sep 2021 7,660 posts	Quote Pin 57.5 Degrees of Pain Started off in de-Nile, but I guess I'll just go with the flow of these puns.
Silent Runner Sep 2021 1:23pm, 10 Sep 2021 480 posts	Quote Pin Silent Runner JR's reminds me of this one: How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Three - a left ear, a right ear and a final front-ear.
colindglen Sep 2021 1:27pm, 10 Sep 2021 2,174 posts	Quote Pin colindglen let's channel them more effectively
um Sep 2021 1:30pm, 10 Sep 2021 5,142 posts	Quote Pin um Eau no! The man who fell off the Pont Neuf is reported to be in Seine. Ouse next?
JK chameleon Sep 2021 2:06pm, 10 Sep 2021 15,129 posts	Quote Pin JK chameleon These puns just Ouse class.
Derby Tup Sep 2021 2:10pm, 10 Sep 2021 51,730 posts	Quote Pin Derby Tup Things have improved. The Thames they are a changing
trumpton riots Sep 2021 2:17pm, 10 Sep 2021 4,485 posts	Quote Pin trumpton riots It's Tyne this thread un Derwent a change. It Tees me off and Avon to complain