Hyperbole

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GregP Nov 2013 3:48pm, 19 Nov 2013 70,972 posts	0 GregP I've just learned that Dawnie downstairs has had a tragic accident with the photocopier.
McGoohan Nov 2013 3:53pm, 19 Nov 2013 9,670 posts	0 McGoohan an accident downstairs you say?
Old Croc Nov 2013 3:53pm, 19 Nov 2013 24,070 posts	0 Old Croc Is she the downstairs scullery maid?
JenL Nov 2013 3:58pm, 19 Nov 2013 26,351 posts	0 JenL However will she copy? And how will the department copy without her?
McGoohan Nov 2013 4:04pm, 19 Nov 2013 9,671 posts	0 McGoohan Court sketch artists
richmac Nov 2013 4:06pm, 19 Nov 2013 8,245 posts	0 richmac Is the copier OK?
Frobester Nov 2013 4:06pm, 19 Nov 2013 24,212 posts	0 Frobester Does this top the previous occasion where somebody with 8 items queued at the "5 items or less" till at Waitrose in Chelmsford, otherwise known as Superbole?
GregP Nov 2013 4:29pm, 19 Nov 2013 70,976 posts	0 GregP The copier seems fine, Richmac - but theres no sign of Dawnie.
mulbs Nov 2013 4:50pm, 19 Nov 2013 9,899 posts	0 mulbs there's sigh
Derby Tup Nov 2013 4:53pm, 19 Nov 2013 8,183 posts	0 Derby Tup Everyone gets that wrong. It's 5 items or fewer nowadays