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Meaningless product descriptions

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27 Mar
9:08am, 27 Mar 2021
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Nellers
Also 0/10 for the accurate forecast being in any way helpful!
27 Mar
10:00am, 27 Mar 2021
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Oscar the Grouch
50% chance of rain.
1 Apr
9:40am, 1 Apr 2021
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Maclennane
Can't dry your laundry outside? Cloud with rain Say hello to Lenor Outdoorable! Its SolarDryTrade mark sign technology gives you freshness as if dried outside, even when you dry inside! #OutdoorableFresh
1 Apr
11:38am, 1 Apr 2021
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Dvorak
April Fool? That's one which could really go either way.
1 Apr
12:01pm, 1 Apr 2021
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Badger
I thought that - the beginning sounds as though they're going to say it's a magic product that lets you dry things outside even when it's raining.
4 Apr
9:27pm, 4 Apr 2021
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Dvorak
XTEP Reactive Coil™

Summer advocates to create the impression of runners.
Let the runners who love the shock absorbers turn into whirlwind boys and run freely.

Footsteps, flowing clouds, gestures, smart strikes.
Let the free rhythm of the street become the most flaunting display of the times.
4 Apr
9:57pm, 4 Apr 2021
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ChrisHB
That is truly vile, Dvorak. Well-spotted.

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flowers 4 m

(description on a packet of sunflower seeds)
6 Apr
7:00pm, 6 Apr 2021
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ChrisHB
caption on a picture advertising hiking in Scotland:

Bloodyfoot near Kinglassie on the Pilgrim Way © Fife Council / Damian Shield

not meaningless but signally infelicitous.
19 Apr
4:20pm, 19 Apr 2021
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fetcheveryone
If you're ordering a bespoke item, please bear in mind your item will be made before it is posted to you.

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STEAM TRAIN

INCLUDES DARTMOUTH-KINGSWEAR PASSENGER FERRY - FREE OF CHARGE ON PRESENTATION OF A VALID STEAM TRAIN

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