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Endangered species: a deathmatch (20-04)

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GregP
GregP
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Sorry. I meant extract not essence. I thought the latter was made from E numbers?

Did you watch the GBBO where the bloke used banana essence? It didn't end well.
McGoohan
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New from Calvin Klein: Banana Essence
GlennR
GlennR
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I've got vanilla paste in the fridge. Obviously.
GlennR
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I also used to keep asafoetida in the freezer. Anywhere else and it will stink out the house.
GlennR
GlennR
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And Szechuan Peppercorns. It this based on the contents of my kitchen?
Serendippily
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I have swum with one of hectors dolphins. It wasn’t planned he came up behind me when I was paddling in hectors bay and blew in my ear. I shrieked. He was quite fishy
Nicholls595
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If mace is endangered, it would follow that nutmeg is as well. This is a bad thing because I like mashed potato and egg custards more than any fluffy animal.*

*apart from the delicious ones
Maclennane
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I thought Trogolodyte meant cave-dweller. Since when have chimpanzees lived in caves?
TRO Saracen
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Am I correct that the Showaddywaddy dolphin has been in a previous DM?
♪♫ Synge ♪♫
♪♫ Synge ♪♫
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This is attributed to Barry Cryer and seems to be relevant here:

"It reminded me of the story of a man who shot a golden eagle, which is a preserved species. And he was up before the magistrates and was permitted to make a statement, and he said, "I'd no intention of shooting that golden eagle. I was shooting a pheasant and in a split second the golden eagle flew into my sight. Complete accident".

And they thought, "That's quite an explanation", and out of curiosity one of the magistrates said, "What did you do with it?"

He said, "I ate it".

And the magistrate said, "What did it taste like?".

He said, "Rather like swan"."

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Deathmatch closed 23/03/20
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GOLD: Blue Whale (Balaenoptera musculus)

SILVER: Tiger (Panthera tigris)

BRONZE: Bornean Orangutan (Pongo pygmaeus)
BRONZE: Asian Elephant (Elephas maximus indicus)
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