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Jan 2018
10:14am, 27 Jan 2018
13,863 posts
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MissChappo
Hello Santa's!
Thank you all for taking part in our office secret santa.
You will have received an invitation for the Christmas drinks next Tuesday 12 December at PUB, here we will be exchanging gifts*. We decided gifts should be in the £5 region however, you're also welcome to make your own.
Please drop your gifts to the elves (myself and xxx) by Tuesday lunchtime to ensure Santa's sleigh gets to the venue on time.
Looking forward to seeing you all there!
*Please remember all gifts must be sensible and appropriate.
Kind Regards,
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Jan 2018
12:20pm, 27 Jan 2018
26,232 posts
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Diogenes
*sensible*?
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Jan 2018
4:03pm, 27 Jan 2018
7,686 posts
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Duchess
Where's the fun in that? Ours ranged from useful through lovely to silly to utterly inappropriate (but given to people who'd appreciate it eg one of the directors who's a cycling nut got a bike light that hangs under the seat in the shape of an illuminated pair of testicles)
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Jan 2018
9:47am, 28 Jan 2018
986 posts
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CharlieP
[A co-worker at my last company was blissfully uninhibited - one day she was happily telling everybody who would listen about a programme she'd seen the previous night about designer vaginas and how she wanted one herself when she got older. I drew her name in the Secret Santa later that year, and found a novelty gift where you used a magnet to move iron filings over a picture of a lady's downstairs to shape her pubic hair. She thought it was funniest thing ever.]
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Jan 2018
3:47pm, 29 Jan 2018
5,251 posts
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JJ Flash
I've away for a bit, but this was too good not to sahre with you all:
Good Afternoon
Following the recent issues experienced with the falling of ceiling tiles within the stairwell of the building, we have arranged for a more robust system to be installed in the hope to combat any further debris as a result of high winds.
This work will commence as of tomorrow morning, Tuesday, 30 January and is expected to be completed by this Friday, 2 February.
This does mean that the stairwell will be inaccessible during the work and as such the lift shall be available for use in order to access between floors. Access to the toilets will also be maintained. Protective barriers and cordoning will be used to restrict passageway to areas of risk, therefore, if we could please request that these are not compromised in any way, that would be appreciated.
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Jan 2018
10:48pm, 30 Jan 2018
13,866 posts
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MissChappo
Catering for all your needs, toilets AND stairs. Whatever next?
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Jan 2018
10:55pm, 30 Jan 2018
13,868 posts
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MissChappo
Talking of which..
Hi All,
we would like to inform you as from tomorrow at 10am the 3rd floor ladies will be out of service for the majority of the day due to work being carried out.
Please use the alternative ladies located on the 1st floor or the 3rd floor shower room.
For any further information, please do not hesitate in giving us a call.
Kind regards,
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Jan 2018
1:02am, 31 Jan 2018
17,425 posts
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flanker
I hope the ladies on the third floor enjoy being serviced 
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Jan 2018
5:39am, 31 Jan 2018
99,573 posts
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GregP
I imagined the bit about designer vajayjays, yes? Good. That’s a relief.
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Jan 2018
9:45pm, 31 Jan 2018
7,691 posts
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Duchess
"Use the shower room"? Bleurgh:-(
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