Joke of the day........
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10 Jul
9:49am, 10 Jul 2025
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um
It's getting a bit tacky here.
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10 Jul
10:07am, 10 Jul 2025
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richmac
Why's everyone got a cross head?
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10 Jul
10:08am, 10 Jul 2025
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Derby Tup
Puns on here are a vice
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10 Jul
10:14am, 10 Jul 2025
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um
Are we doing DIY jokes? If so : ex-pilot, decorator, landing |
10 Jul
10:19am, 10 Jul 2025
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Stander
Young woman goes into the tattoo shop and asks for a portrait of Elvis on her inner thigh. After removing her skirt and panties the tattooist goes to work but when he's finished the woman isn't happy so he does another portrait of Elvis on the other inner thigh. The woman is still not happy and refuses to pay so tattooist says I'll grab the first person off the street and if they don't recognise Elvis the tattoos are free. A little old lady is walking past the shop so the tattooist asks her to take a look at the tattoos and tell me who they are The young woman spreads her legs an the little old lady takes a good look. After several minutes she turns to the tattooist and says “I don't know who the twins are but the one in the middle is Kier Starmer” |
10 Jul
3:31pm, 10 Jul 2025
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Jock Itch
So I was in a shoe shop this morning trying on a shoe, I said to the assistant, "It's too tight". She said, "Try it with the tongue out". I said, "It'th nho ghood, it'th thtill thoo thight". |
10 Jul
4:47pm, 10 Jul 2025
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Nicholls595
Jock Itch wrote: So I was in a shoe shop this morning trying on a shoe, I said to the assistant, "It's too tight". She said, "Try it with the tongue out". I said, "It'th nho ghood, it'th thtill thoo thight". Bet you went to the butchers afterwards for a pound of lean back bacon? |
11 Jul
10:06pm, 11 Jul 2025
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Mountkeen
My phone has this really cool app that shows me what I look like as an old person It’s called a camera |
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