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Joke of the day........

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2:26pm, 20 Aug 2019
7912 posts
Was in the shop the other day and some lunatic was throwing milk and cheese everywhere.

I thought "How dairy"
20 Aug
2:50pm, 20 Aug 2019
15947 posts
What's blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint
20 Aug
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12984 posts
Jock Itch
Been learning how to guess the weight of dogs - picked up a few pointers yesterday.
8:10am, 21 Aug 2019
23721 posts
Wriggling Snake
I have a friend who works in mattress factory, she doesn't earn much, but she's comfortable.
10:40am, 21 Aug 2019
12771 posts
I was staying in a hotel and at breakfast, they asked me if I wanted brown or white toast.
I said "All toast is brown, that's bread you're thinking of."
3:16pm, 21 Aug 2019
385 posts
Today I saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall.

I thought to myself, "That's a little condescending!"

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