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Write yourself a Christmas card.

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BigChiefRunningBore Dec 2017 10:25pm, 12 Dec 2017 20,589 posts	Quote Pin BigChiefRunningBore Every year I have Christmas cards left over due to a lack of envelopes, normally caused by me writing the wrong address at some point. So I wrote myself a card. I might blog it tomorrow. What would you say/ wish to yourself?
McGoohan Dec 2017 10:31pm, 12 Dec 2017 32,283 posts	Quote Pin McGoohan Do you not have some sort of sticky label thing to go over the wrong address? I find that nothing says 'I care' more than a scrawl where I've crossed out the wrong address, and the correct address squeezed into the remaining inch. What would I say? 'Merry Xmas, me. Thanks for wasting another ****ing year'
ChrisHB Dec 2017 10:39pm, 12 Dec 2017 15,786 posts	Quote Pin ChrisHB "Don't be so hard on yourself."
Dvorak Dec 2017 11:50pm, 12 Dec 2017 14,954 posts	Quote Pin Dvorak "You are a good person, mainly; but you could try being a bit less fucking useless." (McG?? You seem to have got quite a lot into your year.)
WA Dec 2017 12:29am, 13 Dec 2017 4,789 posts	Quote Pin WA I'd say Keep writing the cards Keep keeping on You're better at this life thing than you think. People like you
Jock Itch Dec 2017 7:42am, 13 Dec 2017 12,302 posts	Quote 3 pins Jock Itch Happy Christmas you sexy stallion of a man, You are to Christmas what peaches are to cream and what Torville is to Dean, Little Donkey ? You big donkey you Merry Christmas my love xxx
Fierce and Festive Fleecy Dec 2017 8:00am, 13 Dec 2017 38,875 posts	Quote 1 pin Fierce and Festive Fleecy ‘Mate, life might not be perfect, but at least you don’t have an unhealthy obsession with donkeys (and possibly horses) like Jock Itch does’
Wriggling Snake Dec 2017 8:18am, 13 Dec 2017 17,251 posts	Quote Pin Wriggling Snake Mine would say. Have you sorted out that dough pizza recioe yet?