Jan 2014
9:58pm, 15 Jan 2014
10,415 posts
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McGoohan
Abbey national (bought out by santander) made me redundant in 2002 so they can eff off
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Jan 2014
8:09am, 16 Jan 2014
4,146 posts
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Jambomo
1) The use if the term "1st world problem". Usually a term used by smug bastards who think they are better people than you. It's ludicrous to write off peoples suffering, problems, issues etc because they could somehow be worse than they are.
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Jan 2014
8:12am, 16 Jan 2014
20,477 posts
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Johnny Blaze
I am guilty. But it's usually when someone is whinging about a scald injury from cooking polenta or a lute-based "catastrophe".
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Jan 2014
8:14am, 16 Jan 2014
1,601 posts
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Shadow
I live on Anglesey, little island surrounded by water - I work 400 meters away from the Irish sea, but what grinds my gears is the twat in the corner of the office who has to analyse the weather day in and day out and the effect it will have on my running/cycling/dog walking etc etc
ITS RAINING, ITS WINDY, ITS FKN WINTER WHAT DO YOU EXPECT!!!!!!
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Jan 2014
8:47am, 16 Jan 2014
14,446 posts
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*jono*
I take it your co - worker doesn't cycle,run,walk,move very much shadow?
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Jan 2014
8:49am, 16 Jan 2014
5,824 posts
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Say No To Pork Sausages
Indeed, I have a desk next to an unfit prson who moans all day about the weather, she parks the car no mre than 20m from the office entrance (coplains if it is further away, max 80m) and parks her car on her drive, walking distance 2m.
She waddles.
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Jan 2014
9:26am, 16 Jan 2014
24,567 posts
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Frobester
"MADISON, TANISHA, JANISHA.....GET 'ERE NOW!"
When we chose names for our kids, we always thought "would we be happy bawling the names across a crowded supermarket"....no, really. Same with pets' names, too.
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Jan 2014
9:41am, 16 Jan 2014
1,603 posts
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Shadow
Ha ha, I've been caught having a rant ah!!!
Jono and Say No To Pork..... she does actually cycle to work (2 miles) but cadges a lift more often than not, she waddles too and she claims she runs but this has never been seen. She is approx my height but weighs 9 stone more than me - the gripe really started when she got a place in VLM this year and has been talking training plans ever since - training my arse - she is using every excuse possible to avoid going out of the door - mostly the weather.
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Jan 2014
9:47am, 16 Jan 2014
5,825 posts
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Say No To Pork Sausages
I should even this up, I also work with aguy who is forever on diets, 5:2, atkins, he is always on about how he used to weigh 11stone, 25 years ago. Currently 15st I keep saying that he is 50lbs overweight, put 50lb of lard on atable in front of you.
Don't diet, exercise properly, 200 cals a day.
Easy
he does go to the gym, cross training plus weights, and sitting about in the jaccuzzi!!!!
He has a big red fat face, blood pressure I shoudl think, and a filthy temper.
He stomps.
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Jan 2014
10:09am, 16 Jan 2014
3,568 posts
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Dooogs
2000 or 200? I can't talk - I was 40lbs heavier a year ago (and starting to head back in that direction if I'm not careful).
My rant of the day: noisy office foot-tappers. STOP PRETENDING TO BE ROY FOOKING CASTLE!
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