Jan 2018
3:04pm, 24 Jan 2018
26,167 posts
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Diogenes
How quickly time passes when not at work. Perhaps the true purpose of labour is to make time pass more slowly?
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Jan 2018
5:06pm, 24 Jan 2018
4,951 posts
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WA
A news day as follows 7am "in a speech this afternoon, Mr or Mrs Very Important will say something about something important (or inconsequential, take your pick)
This is repeated hourly until after said speech when the news becomes" in a speech this afternoon, Mr or Mrs Very Important said something about something "
Why doesn't Mr or Mrs Very Important just issue a press release and stay at home munching chocolate and watching daytime TV? The "speech" rarely adds anything to what we were told at 7am. Really winds me up!
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Jan 2018
5:22pm, 24 Jan 2018
16,019 posts
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ChrisHB
"Please hold on. The bus is about to move."
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Jan 2018
7:56pm, 24 Jan 2018
2,269 posts
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Surrey Phil
...and most of the time after it has already gone 100 yards or so.
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Jan 2018
8:16am, 25 Jan 2018
16,020 posts
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ChrisHB
very true.
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Jan 2018
11:12am, 25 Jan 2018
32,796 posts
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McGoohan
This:
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Jan 2018
11:17am, 25 Jan 2018
37,622 posts
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Velociraptor
My colleagues, who are supposed to be educated to degree level and beyond, using multiple question marks where one would do, and writing ignorant, ill-mannered things like "???infection" instead of, "I wonder whether they might have an infection."
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Jan 2018
11:30am, 25 Jan 2018
16,021 posts
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ChrisHB
Strangely enough I frequently agree with McG even though I'm retired.
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Jan 2018
11:36am, 25 Jan 2018
32,801 posts
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McGoohan
They once had what seemed a bit of a pseudo sciencey explanation on QI for why it appears to rain more at the weekend.
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Jan 2018
1:55pm, 25 Jan 2018
39,739 posts
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Fierce and Focused Fleecy
[I think it’s something to do with air pollution levels from commuting, I vaguely remember something like that from my chemistry degree back in the dark ages. I could google it I suppose...] My GP surgery sending me a letter telling me Dr C is no longer my GP and instead I have Dr D. Which they didn’t bother doing either when Dr A retired (I saw it in the local news) nor when Dr B left and Dr C became my GP. I haven’t even ever seen Dr C. Why do they bother with this?
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