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what did the last text you receive say ?

34 watchers
Sep 2011
10:04pm, 21 Sep 2011
9,307 posts
Jock Itch
You owe me 16 months child support you bald bastard !
Sep 2011
10:14pm, 21 Sep 2011
84 posts
Becky01580
hows u gorgeous :-) xx
Sep 2011
10:15pm, 21 Sep 2011
12,376 posts
Chromey
Best make sure you have a tidy lady garden.
Sep 2011
10:21pm, 21 Sep 2011
9,308 posts
Jock Itch
lol ! seriously ?
Sep 2011
10:23pm, 21 Sep 2011
1,145 posts
Oysterboy
Well I'm looking forward to hearing them! X
Sep 2011
10:32pm, 21 Sep 2011
2,446 posts
windassisted
In fact can we go now :-)
Sep 2011
10:37pm, 21 Sep 2011
12,377 posts
Chromey
Srs Jock.

The conversation went thus........

Me - He's taping it up next week. I'm going to look like a right spaz
Pete - Nah, all the serious athletes wear that blue tape. It makes them look cool.
Me - It's going right up to me area. I think he's just trying to cop a feel the massive pervert.
Pete - Best make sure you have a tidy lady garden.
Sep 2011
10:41pm, 21 Sep 2011
4 posts
navyal
I turned over and saw a map of India!
Sep 2011
12:29am, 22 Sep 2011
6,661 posts
Torry Quine
Mind the words for no balls at all pls. x
Oct 2011
10:35pm, 18 Oct 2011
27,087 posts
Max71
Has A deleted from Facebook?
What's going on?
Is everything ok?

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