Things non-runners say

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Casual aquaintance: "so are you coming to the wine tasting next Thursday?"
Me: "I don't think so, I've got a half marathon a couple of days later"
Casual acquantance: "In that case I don't even want to talk to you"

Mar 2023
3:29pm, 3 Mar 2023
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Bowman πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ͺ
Last one I got from a colleague, on the heavier side, when I went on a run in between a meeting and the following work dinner.
-what are you really getting out of it? (With a smirk insinuating that I must have some mental issue to do this)
And when I got back..
How fast did you go? (I did a low intensity low hr run at about 5:30/km for 10k)
-Ha, I can run that fast easily..

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