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Terrible Joke Thread

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auburnette Jul 2012 5:38pm, 17 Jul 2012 1,100 posts	Quote Pin auburnette - What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? - Dam.
auburnette Jul 2012 5:39pm, 17 Jul 2012 1,101 posts	Quote Pin auburnette ...farp I have just seen the other joke thread, lost amid all the Friday. Maybe this one can be limited to real stinkers.
Dvorak Dec 2016 12:11am, 6 Dec 2016 12,667 posts	Quote Pin Dvorak KNOCK KNOCK Who's there? To To who? To whom, surely?
JCB Oct 2018 2:58am, 20 Oct 2018 98 posts	Quote Pin JCB Knock knock Who's there? Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it's freezing out here.
Dooogs Oct 2018 9:42pm, 22 Oct 2018 5,101 posts	Quote Pin Dooogs The main difference from the main joke thread is that none of these have been banned yet. What's brown and sticky? A stick. (although a friend at uni once responded "A big dorty shite" which was also technically correct)
mr d Oct 2018 9:50pm, 22 Oct 2018 3,165 posts	Quote Pin mr d A high percentage of the jokes on the other thread rate as terrible at best. What do you call a penguin in a desert? Lost. Possibly taken from the wrapper of well know chocolate biscuit brand, the name of which currently escapes me.
Stander Dec 2018 4:55pm, 13 Dec 2018 15,745 posts	Quote Pin Stander Hobnob?
iPLOD Feb 2019 11:09pm, 8 Feb 2019 1,867 posts	Quote Pin iPLOD Could be difficult distinguishing these threads.
The Terminator Mar 2019 5:09pm, 16 Mar 2019 8,718 posts	Quote Pin The Terminator Did you know when you pass away your pupils are the last thing to stop working. They die late.
elio Mar 2020 9:48pm, 11 Mar 2020 25 posts	Quote Pin elio What's the difference between the people from Dubai and the people from Abu Dhabi? The people from Dubai don't like the Flinstones. The people from Abu Dhabi do.