Sacred Cows, and the slaughtering thereof.

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11:54am, 9 Sep 2016
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GregP
'Budgie Smuggers' might amuse us and confuse everyone else - which is all to the good?

If it's quiet next week at work this could be a real thing.
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11:56am, 9 Sep 2016
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Nicholls595
:-)
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11:58am, 9 Sep 2016
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The Teaboy
I did see one issue. People would actually vote against the biggest smug c*nt in each match. So Greppers would actually have to take through the person who lost.

Can you imagine voting for Piers Morgan in anything apart from person you would most like to see fed to pirahnas?
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12:08pm, 9 Sep 2016
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Nicholls595
TB - How about - Person you would most like to find bent over a table, bound hand and foot, dressed in a crotchless gimp suit when entering an ITV Breakfast News swingers party behind a horny donkey? I'd vote for Mr Morgan then
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12:09pm, 9 Sep 2016
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GregP
Part of me thinks its pointless because if it isn't Piers Morgan and Gyles Brandreth in the final something would have gone wrong.
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12:10pm, 9 Sep 2016
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Nicholls595
It's never pointless while Paul Hollywood is still alive
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12:10pm, 9 Sep 2016
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The Teaboy
That would be a very long title for a deathmatch. Could Greppers fit it all in?
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12:12pm, 9 Sep 2016
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Nicholls595
I mean, come on....

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11:16pm, 10 Sep 2016
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CStar
If we're talking The Apprentice, then can I add Sralan to the list?
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11:17pm, 10 Sep 2016
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CStar
Or whatever title he has this weekm:His Lordly sm*g c*ntiness or soemthing like that.

About This Thread

Maintained by GregP
Regular listeners of FT will know about this one. What national 'treasure' do you feel would be better on a skip rather than on a pedestal?

Someone (an MK Dons supporter) proposed AFC Wimbledon, about whom everyone gets misty eyed but he hated.

Other nominations included Bruce Forsyth and Seb Coe.

We were discussing this on the Rugby Wire (whch unforgivably is *not* called "y wifren rygbi ") as Martin Johnson was nominated.

It was suggested that a wider audience might enjoy the challenge.

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