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Aug 2013
7:25pm, 22 Aug 2013
4,025 posts
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Cuddy
People who say "we need to do this", when they actually mean "could YOU do this?" F%^£$ing muppets.
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Aug 2013
9:47pm, 22 Aug 2013
3,588 posts
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heebiejeebie
Use of the word"but" to negate whatever went before
e.g. "I'm sorry but..."
Means "I'm not at all sorry"
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Aug 2013
3:58pm, 25 Aug 2013
3,942 posts
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WolfDancer
Affleetes on telly while being interviewed, when they start nearly every sentence with "yea i mean" or the other one is "yea,no...."
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Aug 2013
9:36pm, 25 Aug 2013
917 posts
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mr d
Dog poo all over the paths in the woods near my in-laws. Pick up your Dog **** FFS!
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Aug 2013
9:41pm, 25 Aug 2013
986 posts
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Carpathius
Seconded mr d - there's parts of our estate where it's a slalom to get round it. Several people round here don't bother walking their dogs they just let them out on their own. I actually heard one lazy bint boasting about it in the co-op one day.
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Aug 2013
9:43pm, 25 Aug 2013
1,211 posts
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louismaxy
Being constantly interupted whilst listening to a concert on you tube and trying to read Fetch all at the same time
I can sort of multi task it just very difficult !!
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Aug 2013
12:01pm, 27 Aug 2013
111 posts
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magnumpti
I've saved these up all weekend only for my list to be added to this morning already. Sorry about the swearing.
Tossers who insist on fannying about with their phones whilst driving causing them to shunt into the back of my car when I've got the wife and kids in the back. He wasn't texting or talking though, oh no, he has his music coming through his phone and was changing tracks. Luckily no major damage but ffs just use the radio like normal people do. In fact car manufacturers need to invent a device for blocking mobile phone use in moving vehicles.
Dicks in BMWs who insist on driving around a supermarket car park at speed. When challenged he said we should keep hold of our kids, we were, and that he was only going about 2mph. More like 15mph and he probably reached his destination 1 second quicker.
Wife is taking 10 year old daughter and two friends to a preview screening of the new One Direction film on Thursday. Wife put on Facebook that she had bought the tickets for daughter and friends and mum of friend #1 was straight on saying I thought you were taking my daughter. Wife responded that she was and told her the details, ie it's Thursday teatime. So why the fuck has she now arranged to go to a theme park that's over 50 miles away on single lane A roads on that day. Wife has to leave the house at 5.15 to get to the cinema in time and they are leaving the theme park at 4.30. You can meet us outside she says. No chance, if you are so desperate for your daughter to go don't arrange to do something else on the same day you stupid trout.
People at work who only take their cups out of the dishwasher and leave the rest. How do you imagine all the other cups make their way to the cupboard? Perhaps the dishwasher fairy takes them out when nobody is looking. No you set of ignoramuses, if it isn't the bloke who usually does it who happens to be on holiday then it's me. Try and have some consideration for others. In fact you can add to that list the person last Tuesday (20th) who took a bottle of milk dated August 6th out of the fridge and instead of just pouring it away left it on the side for someone else to deal. Oh and they also took out an unopened bottle dated 19th and assumed it would automatically be off. Well it will if it's left on the side in the heat for 4 hours won't it.
Two members of my 4 person tea round at work deciding they are going to drink water or cordial now leaving me to get my own tea. Granted I no longer have to make one for them any more but sometimes it's nice to have one or two made for you throughout the day. And I drink water too but I can still drink tea ffs.
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Aug 2013
12:14pm, 27 Aug 2013
137 posts
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ERM
Conservative MP interviewed this morning on Radio 4, stated that he was ex-Army and ex-TV, but didn't catch his name.
I appreciate that you may want to sound 'down wiv the kids' or perhaps you're just a dolt, but the phrases "I'd be up for a conflict," and, "Chuck in a few cruise missiles" did you no credit.
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Aug 2013
12:20pm, 27 Aug 2013
8,539 posts
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JamieKai *chameleon*
[ex-TV - Transvestite?]
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Aug 2013
12:29pm, 27 Aug 2013
2,979 posts
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XB
[Is an ex-Transvestite a Vestite?]
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