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Velociraptor Nov 2012 1:55pm, 19 Nov 2012 22,315 posts	Quote Pin Velociraptor A shoot-to-kill policy would do away with the need for a cage ...
mulbs Nov 2012 1:55pm, 19 Nov 2012 7,554 posts	Quote Pin mulbs did you stand to be police commissioner vrap?
Velociraptor Nov 2012 1:58pm, 19 Nov 2012 22,316 posts	Quote Pin Velociraptor I should've. I'd probably have got in. Who's going to vote against a candidate who stands for getting rid of litter and dog-shite on the streets? I reckon people don't know they're doing it, and if you took a random sample of paper-droppers and non-scoopers they'd declare themselves disgusted at the state of the streets.
FreshStart Nov 2012 2:01pm, 19 Nov 2012 410 posts	Quote Pin FreshStart Has anyone noticed that the amount of dog shite left to rot/for people to stand in has increased loads over the last 12 months? The pavements around here (Chav Oaks) are really hazardous at the moment
mulbs Nov 2012 2:02pm, 19 Nov 2012 7,555 posts	Quote Pin mulbs In Harrow there was someone who spray painted the dog poo flourescent orange and stuck posters up telling people to pick up their poo. It stopped you standing in it when it was bright orange anyway!
Fravage Nov 2012 2:02pm, 19 Nov 2012 74 posts	Quote Pin Fravage The little shit this morning knew perfectly well what he was doing, and unfortunately, so did his mum. No remorse, just a mouthful of spiteful bile thrown my way.
PQ Nov 2012 2:03pm, 19 Nov 2012 4,887 posts	Quote Pin PQ Eating dog shit in a litter sandwich is a great idea. FFS who would drop litter and not scoop dog shit if they knew that was the punishment ?
fleecy Nov 2012 2:06pm, 19 Nov 2012 4,750 posts	Quote Pin fleecy Mulbs: that is genius
Frobester Nov 2012 2:06pm, 19 Nov 2012 21,147 posts	Quote Pin Frobester I enjoyed the ad a few years ago which showed people who chucked cigarette butts in the street getting covered by a vast blanket of butts and fag ash. I'd enjoy it even more if litterbugs and people who don't pick up their dog's faeces were similarly covered.
mulbs Nov 2012 2:13pm, 19 Nov 2012 7,556 posts	Quote Pin mulbs They must have goine out at 2am to do it too Fleecy, they were never seen. I used to refer to them as the phantom poo painter, it was a real public service!