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The Poetry Wire - Going From Bard To Verse

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Diogenes Oct 2019 12:27pm, 31 Oct 2019 41,810 posts	Quote Pin Diogenes For Mac TONY Of all my mates, Tony was the pick of ’em. He knew loads About Tanita Tikaram. Like that she was From Basingstoke. Tony. Amazing bloke.
Maclennane Oct 2019 1:04pm, 31 Oct 2019 21,517 posts	Quote Pin Maclennane Spooky, apart from all the compliments. I think he's a fetchie.
Diogenes Oct 2019 2:40pm, 31 Oct 2019 41,823 posts	Quote Pin Diogenes A Timely Reminder Don’t be scared of Halloween You will not die of fright The ghosts and ghouls Who hand out sweeties Cannot harm you Unlike diabetes
Diogenes Oct 2019 3:34pm, 31 Oct 2019 41,825 posts	Quote Pin Diogenes Here's one for McG: A Love Song For June Prendergast June Prendergast, June Prendergast We fell in love, it couldn’t last. You were feline in your affections I was a dog with frequent erections. June Prendergast, June Prendergast We fell in love, it couldn’t last. I humped your leg beneath the table You left me for a cat named Mabel. June Prendergast, June Prendergast We fell in love, it couldn’t last. You tried your best but I couldn’t be tutored The final step was to have me neutered. June Prendergast, June Prendergast We fell in love, it couldn’t last. You turned your home into a cattery And I live alone in bloody Battersea.
McGoohan Oct 2019 3:35pm, 31 Oct 2019 41,876 posts	Quote Pin McGoohan Applause!
richmac Oct 2019 5:20pm, 31 Oct 2019 12,543 posts	Quote Pin richmac I've been trying to work on this, but i'm shite.... Imagine John cooper-clarkes voice. He was a Harriers lad she was an AC girl Same town running clubs, different philosophy’s One the road, the other the track When in competition always maximum attack. They met at the start They started at the finish Their lips met Their Vests clashed Committees murmured Old farts aghast But what could they do? When runners do what runners do?
Diogenes Oct 2019 5:58pm, 31 Oct 2019 41,826 posts	Quote Pin Diogenes I like it, Rich, it really helps to read it in the voice of JCC
Diogenes Oct 2019 7:31pm, 31 Oct 2019 41,831 posts	Quote Pin Diogenes I’m in a room with Brian Bilston. I’m looking out for my mate Tony.
Diogenes Oct 2019 7:46pm, 31 Oct 2019 41,832 posts	Quote Pin Diogenes They’ve offered us some custard creams while we wait.
Maclennane Oct 2019 8:10pm, 31 Oct 2019 21,523 posts	Quote Pin Maclennane Sorry Dio, I had a moment