National Limerick Day May 12th
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May 2022
3:33pm, 12 May 2022
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Cerrertonia
A popstar whose music was funky, the girls all thought he was hunky, checked into his hotel, the towels had a bad smell and the bath was toast of a monkey |
May 2022
3:37pm, 12 May 2022
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HowFar?
I really should go for a run But limerick writing's more fun There's no need to stretch I'll just stay here, on Fetch And keep writing until I'm done |
May 2022
6:23pm, 12 May 2022
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Diogenes
A handsome young fella from Bedford Found love at the Llanfair Eisteddfod Her name was Angharad She said let’s get married You’ve a touch of the young Robert Redford |
May 2022
7:08pm, 12 May 2022
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Dvorak
There once was a Frau from Bayreuth Not so wundershöne, in truth But got guys in a whirndl When she lifted her dirndl And gave them a flash of her foof |
May 2022
10:44pm, 12 May 2022
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BaronessBL
I entered this one in a limerick competition some years ago that had to feature the name of somewhere in Essex. I personally thought it was better than the one that won but then I suppose I would..... A lady who came from Upminster Said 'I don't want to end up a spinster' I'll restyle my hair In fashion, with flair But they shampoo'd and set then blue-rinsed 'er |
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