National Limerick Day May 12th

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May 2022
3:33pm, 12 May 2022
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Cerrertonia
A popstar whose music was funky,
the girls all thought he was hunky,
checked into his hotel,
the towels had a bad smell
and the bath was toast of a monkey
May 2022
3:37pm, 12 May 2022
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HowFar?
I really should go for a run
But limerick writing's more fun
There's no need to stretch
I'll just stay here, on Fetch
And keep writing until I'm done
May 2022
6:23pm, 12 May 2022
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Diogenes
A handsome young fella from Bedford
Found love at the Llanfair Eisteddfod
Her name was Angharad
She said let’s get married
You’ve a touch of the young Robert Redford
May 2022
7:08pm, 12 May 2022
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Dvorak
There once was a Frau from Bayreuth
Not so wundershöne, in truth
But got guys in a whirndl
When she lifted her dirndl
And gave them a flash of her foof
May 2022
10:44pm, 12 May 2022
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BaronessBL
I entered this one in a limerick competition some years ago that had to feature the name of somewhere in Essex. I personally thought it was better than the one that won but then I suppose I would.....

A lady who came from Upminster
Said 'I don't want to end up a spinster'
I'll restyle my hair
In fashion, with flair
But they shampoo'd and set then blue-rinsed 'er

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