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The Evil Genie

25 watchers

Minnie Mad Jan 2024 9:22pm, 7 Jan 2024 5,388 posts	Quote Pin Minnie Mad You’ve done your long run but it rained all the way round☔️ I wish that Baileys was calorie free.
GimmeMedals Jan 2024 5:24am, 8 Jan 2024 26,479 posts	Quote Pin GimmeMedals Baileys is calorie free but tastes like water. I wish we’d sold our house so we can move to the seaside.
JamieKai chameleon Jan 2024 8:12pm, 8 Jan 2024 18,196 posts	Quote Pin JamieKai chameleon You moved to the seaside, but to Blackpool. I wish I could understand and communicate with cats, and they with me.
TeeBee Jan 2024 8:56pm, 8 Jan 2024 10,173 posts	Quote Pin TeeBee You can understand and communicate but they now have complete control over you and you have to do their bidding 24 hours a day. I wish I was in bed.
Dvorak Jan 2024 8:56pm, 8 Jan 2024 27,490 posts	Quote Pin Dvorak You and cats have mutual intelligibility - so you now know exactly what they think of you. I wish I could swim competently in all strokes.
Dvorak Jan 2024 8:58pm, 8 Jan 2024 27,491 posts	Quote Pin Dvorak You are in bed, but can smell burning. I wish I could swim competently in all strokes.
TeeBee Jan 2024 8:59pm, 8 Jan 2024 10,175 posts	Quote Pin TeeBee [I like your one better, Dvorak]
LindsD Jan 2024 9:07pm, 8 Jan 2024 65,983 posts	Quote Pin LindsD You can swim competently in all strokes but you are allergic to chlorine and lake water. I wish I had an office in my house.
Fizz :-) Jan 2024 9:30pm, 8 Jan 2024 8,616 posts	Quote Pin Fizz :-) You have an office in your house. It’s the local parole office. I wish I had retired when I had the chance last year.
Dvorak Jan 2024 9:31pm, 8 Jan 2024 27,492 posts	Quote Pin Dvorak You have an office in your house, but the rest of your department are working there with you. PS can you do something about the coffee supply, the kitchen gets a bit crowded? My hacking cough has abated and I can sleep.