The Evil Genie

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Jun 2021
1:57pm, 15 Jun 2021
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You did record it, and only realised after sharing it that you were picking your nose on camera.

I wish I could concentrate.
Jun 2021
4:46pm, 15 Jun 2021
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JK *chameleon*
You can concentrate, unfortunately your genie can't and now everything is - ooh, shiny object!

I wish my sunburn was more even, and/or that my scar tissue could be tanned/burned!
Jun 2021
6:38pm, 15 Jun 2021
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Your sunburn is even, but very painful and you can't sleep.

I wish there were more hours in the day.
Jul 2021
9:56am, 23 Jul 2021
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Wednesday Mouse
There are now 36 hours in a day, but each hour has been reduced to 35 minutes to accommodate the change, meaning there are now 180 minutes less per day to work with.

I wish my neighbours at the back would stop using their car park as an impromptu disco all day every day.
Jul 2021
10:00am, 23 Jul 2021
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They stop using their car park as a disco, but now use it as a Covid testing site instead.

I wish my next-door neighbours wouldn't noisily train their dog twice a day.
Jul 2021
10:20am, 23 Jul 2021
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Elsie Too
Your neighbours stop training their dog, it goes wild, becomes more like a werewolf and bites everyone in your street other than you, so you now live in a street of werewolves where you are the only human.

I wish my headache would go away and not come back.

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