The Evil Genie

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7 Jan
9:22pm, 7 Jan 2024
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Minnie Mad
You’ve done your long run but it rained all the way round☔️

I wish that Baileys was calorie free.
8 Jan
5:24am, 8 Jan 2024
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GimmeMedals
Baileys is calorie free but tastes like water.

I wish we’d sold our house so we can move to the seaside.
8 Jan
8:12pm, 8 Jan 2024
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JamieKai *chameleon*
You moved to the seaside, but to Blackpool.

I wish I could understand and communicate with cats, and they with me.
8 Jan
8:56pm, 8 Jan 2024
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TeeBee
You can understand and communicate but they now have complete control over you and you have to do their bidding 24 hours a day.

I wish I was in bed.
8 Jan
8:56pm, 8 Jan 2024
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Dvorak
You and cats have mutual intelligibility - so you now know exactly what they think of you.

I wish I could swim competently in all strokes.
8 Jan
8:58pm, 8 Jan 2024
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Dvorak
You are in bed, but can smell burning.

I wish I could swim competently in all strokes.
8 Jan
8:59pm, 8 Jan 2024
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TeeBee
[I like your one better, Dvorak]
8 Jan
9:07pm, 8 Jan 2024
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LindsD
You can swim competently in all strokes but you are allergic to chlorine and lake water.

I wish I had an office in my house.
8 Jan
9:30pm, 8 Jan 2024
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Fizz :-)
You have an office in your house. It’s the local parole office.

I wish I had retired when I had the chance last year.
8 Jan
9:31pm, 8 Jan 2024
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Dvorak
You have an office in your house, but the rest of your department are working there with you.

PS can you do something about the coffee supply, the kitchen gets a bit crowded?

My hacking cough has abated and I can sleep.

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