The Evil Genie
23 watchers
Jun 2021
1:57pm, 15 Jun 2021
7738 posts
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TeeBee
You did record it, and only realised after sharing it that you were picking your nose on camera. I wish I could concentrate. |
Jun 2021
4:46pm, 15 Jun 2021
14496 posts
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JK *chameleon*
You can concentrate, unfortunately your genie can't and now everything is - ooh, shiny object! I wish my sunburn was more even, and/or that my scar tissue could be tanned/burned! |
Jun 2021
6:38pm, 15 Jun 2021
47712 posts
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LindsD
Your sunburn is even, but very painful and you can't sleep. I wish there were more hours in the day. |
Jul 2021
9:56am, 23 Jul 2021
1534 posts
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Wednesday Mouse
There are now 36 hours in a day, but each hour has been reduced to 35 minutes to accommodate the change, meaning there are now 180 minutes less per day to work with. I wish my neighbours at the back would stop using their car park as an impromptu disco all day every day. |
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Jul 2021
10:00am, 23 Jul 2021
48614 posts
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LindsD
They stop using their car park as a disco, but now use it as a Covid testing site instead. I wish my next-door neighbours wouldn't noisily train their dog twice a day. |
Jul 2021
10:20am, 23 Jul 2021
4310 posts
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Elsie Too
Your neighbours stop training their dog, it goes wild, becomes more like a werewolf and bites everyone in your street other than you, so you now live in a street of werewolves where you are the only human. I wish my headache would go away and not come back. |
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