Naugh list? Confess is best
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Dec 2019
3:16pm, 5 Dec 2019
33,534 posts
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Merry Christmas & Happy New G(rrr)
My wife's coming to my work do tonight. But as it won't be awful I don't think that's really a confession or requires forgiveness. Errr, I buy sweets and biscuits then stash them in my bedside cabinet to hide them from my wife. But as that's partly to save her from biscuit temptation as she has requested then I'm not sure if that requires confession either?!  G
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Dec 2019
3:18pm, 5 Dec 2019
1,096 posts
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Love Sprouts
On the basis that my food stashing is worse than yours, I think you're forgiven G. I buy multipacks of chocolate and keep them in my desk at work. The convention in my office is that such items should be put on a table in the middle of the room for sharing. LL doesn't share food...
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Dec 2019
3:25pm, 5 Dec 2019
43,115 posts
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Diogenes
[They insist on partners coming? Surely that's not enforceable? What if you don't have a partner? Do you have to hire an escort?]
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Dec 2019
3:30pm, 5 Dec 2019
12 posts
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Daft Vader
I always - and deliberately - leave the toilet seat up.
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Dec 2019
3:33pm, 5 Dec 2019
4,910 posts
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Sweetie
To clarify re: the insistence for spouses to attend. They are a small family run business, they require their staff to often work long hours / evenings / weekends - they recognise that this requirement impacts family life and therefore as a 'thank you' to understanding partners / spouses they are also invited to the xmas do - which is completely paid for by the company, including an open bar! It is a lovely thought / gesture but I'd rather stick a fork in my eye. The 'confession' element is more about the fact that I'm leaving my spouse to deal with it on their own rather than any obligation to the Company. |
Dec 2019
3:33pm, 5 Dec 2019
44,191 posts
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Raptors Claws are Coming to Town
G and Love Sprouts should be forgiven. Daft Vader should be rendered anatomically incapable of peeing standing up.
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Dec 2019
3:38pm, 5 Dec 2019
1,098 posts
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Love Sprouts
Daft Vader, I'm with Velociraptor on that one! Unforgiveable.
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Dec 2019
3:42pm, 5 Dec 2019
4,911 posts
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Sweetie
Daft vader - Heinous crime! |
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Dec 2019
4:14pm, 5 Dec 2019
33,540 posts
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Merry Christmas & Happy New G(rrr)
DV is a troll, pay him no attention. Occasionally blurts on Politics. Not sure who it is, but I have my suspicions!! 
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Dec 2019
4:24pm, 5 Dec 2019
43,123 posts
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Diogenes
At least if he leaves the seat up you know he won't have peed on it. Actually, we don't even know if it is a he and, even if it is, maybe he puts the seat down while using it then lifts is again before leaving. I have nothing to confess, I'm keeping all my thoughts and sins to myself. |
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