Fetchestosgate - thats it, Im suing Fetch

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LeGreg - 36% vaseline, 64% sawdust Jul 2011 8:59am, 26 Jul 2011 8,835 posts	0 LeGreg - 36% vaseline, 64% sawdust I don't think it's OK that we are only told in passing, as a side comment, that the original fetcheveryone.com contained asbestos. It's all very well claiming to be asbestos-free now, but I can't see any real attempt to assess the damage done by the earlier versions of Fetch. I think it is significant that none of us has broken the marathon world record, when with a following wind and a downhill course, how hard can it be? My lawyers will prove that this is a side effect of Fetchestosgate.
Stumpy Jul 2011 9:17am, 26 Jul 2011 12,991 posts	0 Stumpy oh so that's the reason. i thought it was my lack of training.
BlastItBob Jul 2011 9:48am, 26 Jul 2011 297 posts	0 BlastItBob And I've not been here long enough for it to have affected me Maybe Stumpy's post explains my lack of worl record breaking (that and pies :-))
BlastItBob Jul 2011 9:49am, 26 Jul 2011 298 posts	0 BlastItBob And world record breaking (forgot to check my spelling :-()
Chromey Jul 2011 9:52am, 26 Jul 2011 12,311 posts	0 Chromey Ah-ah! That explains the extreme pissedness on a very small amount of alcohol. GET IN! I thought I was now a lightweight.
Old Croc Jul 2011 9:54am, 26 Jul 2011 16,821 posts	0 Old Croc it was nearly all asbestos as was proved last november when I put it on the bonfire and it wouldn't burn
JJ Flash Jul 2011 9:57am, 26 Jul 2011 3,874 posts	0 JJ Flash I'm not sure that being asbestos free is a good thing. When flame wars start on threads about which way up your feet should be when they hit the ground it creates an ignotion risk in more peaceful areas of the site. I think there should be more asbestos in use as a flame retardent. It's a scandal and I'm going to try to get the site closed down on health and safety grounds.
JJ Flash Jul 2011 9:58am, 26 Jul 2011 3,875 posts	0 JJ Flash And we need to be protected from people like old croc.
LeGreg - 17% asbestos, 83% Parmesan Jul 2011 11:22am, 26 Jul 2011 8,836 posts	0 LeGreg - 17% asbestos, 83% Parmesan the "lack of training thing" is just an excuse. And all those graphs in the newsletter are just a smokescreen to deflect attention from the real reasons our knees are turning to jelly and our shins are falling to bits.
RichHL Jul 2011 11:28am, 26 Jul 2011 1,003 posts	0 RichHL Asbestos doesn't turn your knees to jelly nor does it make your shins fall apart. A Black & Decker drill and a sledgehammer do that. Just sayin'...