considerest not the beam

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GregP
'facial lard'? Nice wok.
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4:12pm, 25 Oct 2012
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GlennR
I'm puzzled. Do we actually consider Julian to be a twat? His brother isn't his fault.
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leaguefreak
GregP have you been sneaking into my kitchen to snoop on my cookware?
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4:14pm, 25 Oct 2012
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GregP
Woman, where are they? Has no one condemned you? (Jn 8:10b)
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4:16pm, 25 Oct 2012
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GregP
I think this is part of my point, Glenners - and it comes back to the duck test and its possible failings.

JLW plays a nice 'cello, and I'm prepared to accept that ALW has an ear for a good tune. I have no real evidence of twittery with either of them. However, they both waddle and quack like ducks and hence The People assume them to be ducks. Or twats.
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leaguefreak
That took some working out. I'm laughing now.

My darling husband's fave verse - which he quotes with enthusiasm whenever I ask him to get me something from the kitchen is "woe to you, you cows of Bashan who sit on your couches saying bring me food" - wording might be slightly off as I don't have the proper reference here.
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4:20pm, 25 Oct 2012
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GregP
Our DoM at St Giles has a cat called Joel - see Joel 2:13b.
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4:22pm, 25 Oct 2012
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leaguefreak
Will need to look htat one up later.
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4:23pm, 25 Oct 2012
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leaguefreak
that, obviously
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4:25pm, 25 Oct 2012
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GregP
"Rend not your garments". The chap has had a succession of curtain-and-upholstery shredding cats prior to this one.

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Matthew 7

1 Judge not, that ye be not judged.

2 For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.

3 And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?

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