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Feb 2015
10:30am, 23 Feb 2015
262 posts
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Shortcut Cam
The Oscars. At least the media droning on about it. Self congratulatory bullshit.
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Feb 2015
10:31am, 23 Feb 2015
789 posts
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shyfire
Infinite loops of 'let's try that again' phoning call centres using voice (un)recognition software.
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Feb 2015
12:04pm, 23 Feb 2015
1,341 posts
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Zorba
Sir Malcolm Rifkind
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Feb 2015
12:26pm, 23 Feb 2015
12,524 posts
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The Teaboy
Be fair on the fella. He has it hard as a self-employed man.
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Feb 2015
2:42pm, 24 Feb 2015
19,759 posts
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Lady Fleecy of Mudshire
Marks and Spencer. Every fucking time I go there they have changed the layout AGAIN. Gave up on finding the schoolwear section. Gave up on finding pyjamas. Looked at all the screens littered round the place and came to the conclusion that they don't actually want any customers buying stuff in there, they only want you to shop online and buy coffee and cake in their gigantic cafe so they don't have to stock things people might wish to purchase. And the CLOTHES! Ye gods, NOBODY wants to wear primrose yellow do they? Not really? And the customers, the fucking customers! People walking three abreast so s.l.o.w.w.w.w.w.l.y they might actually have been dead. The icing on the cake being the old couple who stopped right in the middle of the exit to fiddle with their bags. Don't mind me, I'll just stand behind you for a minute while you fuck about and block everyone's way. Don't bother moving 10 yards out the door so other people can escape this gigantic life-sucking hellhole full of fucking morons buying primrose yellow jackets.
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Feb 2015
2:50pm, 24 Feb 2015
19,760 posts
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Lady Fleecy of Mudshire
And while I'm in the mood. Undies labelled Brazilian. What, are these undies designed to show off one's Brazilian? Undies only to be worn by Brazilians? What the actual underwear fuck?
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Feb 2015
2:53pm, 24 Feb 2015
19,761 posts
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Lady Fleecy of Mudshire
And since I'm still in the mood. Made up fucking words to describe trousers. Treggings! Arrrrrgh! Fucking yuck, fucking no! Jeggings, arrrrrgh! Stop fucking doing this, it's excruciating!
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Feb 2015
2:55pm, 24 Feb 2015
19,762 posts
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Lady Fleecy of Mudshire
[sorry, I will stop now :)]
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Feb 2015
3:22pm, 24 Feb 2015
19,763 posts
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Lady Fleecy of Mudshire
I lied. One more thing:
Teachers: if you had the scantest of knowledge of human motivation you should realise that keeping primary school kids in during their lunch break because they have not filled in their reading records and had them signed by their parents will not lead to a lifelong love of reading. It will lead to a lifelong view of teachers as fucking OFSTED drones. If this is what 'on our way to Outstanding' looks like, I have to say I prefer the educational experience my children had when you were 'on your way out of special measures'. Frankly, the quality of teaching has gone down ever since because you have been unable to retain decent teachers, your interim head is a TWAT with bells on, and just because the quality of your record-keeping has improved due to draconian measures like this and the socioeconomic status of your children has gone up due to demographic pressures does not make you a 'good' school. It makes you a distinctly average and uninspiring one.
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Feb 2015
3:22pm, 24 Feb 2015
19,764 posts
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Lady Fleecy of Mudshire
[really will stop now :)]
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