Mar 2013
8:58pm, 14 Mar 2013
17,333 posts
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Johnny Blaze
Michael McIntyre - he's a twunt. I had to get it out.
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Mar 2013
9:22pm, 14 Mar 2013
775 posts
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Fellrunning
Having taken part in Margaret Hilda Thatchers liberation of The Falklands, I can confirm that the place is indeed a windswept dump that I wouldn't, personally, have sacrificed a single life for. I accept that I'm saying that with 20/20 hindsight, and that there was a point of principle at stake (not to mention a large lake of oil).
I've never been to Milton Keynes so I can't comment on any possible parallels....
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Mar 2013
10:07pm, 14 Mar 2013
1,445 posts
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CStar
MK is also a windswept dump although without the same quality of wildlife as the Falklands. May be we could put MK in the middle of the S Atlantic and give it to the the new Pope as a sacrifice or whatever they do.
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Mar 2013
10:08pm, 14 Mar 2013
17,334 posts
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Johnny Blaze
MK could only be improved by the insertion of a few penguins here and there.
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Mar 2013
10:58pm, 14 Mar 2013
17,338 posts
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Johnny Blaze
Whenever you hear a Strong Regional Aceent on Question Time you just know it is out in The Provinces.
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Mar 2013
10:58pm, 14 Mar 2013
17,339 posts
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Johnny Blaze
Accent.
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Mar 2013
10:01am, 15 Mar 2013
5,840 posts
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The Teaboy
Chuggers. Fuck off.
Especially today. All the really zany, crazy people showing how 'hilarious' they are.
Just. Fuck. Off.
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Mar 2013
12:43pm, 15 Mar 2013
5,007 posts
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PQ
Road chicanes. Again. I've already posted this but it gets on my tits so much that I have to re-post. So much time is wasted sitting in backed up traffic for no reason.
Air con. Getting blasted with cold air in bars and restaurants when it's about -10 degrees outside.
FFS !!!
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Mar 2013
12:48pm, 15 Mar 2013
59 posts
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Charlie Chaplin
People wishing the new pope 'good luck'. The job description is to implement god's will on earth - surely you don't need luck for that.
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Mar 2013
2:50pm, 15 Mar 2013
23 posts
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magnumpti
You know those really innocuous looking paving slabs on city streets? Those. I can always spot a dodgy one as they tend to stick up at funny angles so I avoid them but I stepped on a "normal" looking one at lunchtime today and was rewarded with a jet of mucky brown water all the way up the leg of my brand new jeans. Bloody Hull City Council!!
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