Dec 2012
9:40pm, 3 Dec 2012
16,459 posts
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Johnny Christmas
The growing misuse of the words "so" and "totally". As in, I am SO going to buy that album or you totally must visit this place or that place.
The rising inflection at the end of sentences.
And of course, the use of "Oh My God" as the all purpose verbal exclamation.
All capital offences in my view.
When I rule the world, these things will be weighed in the balance. And found wanting.
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Dec 2012
10:32pm, 3 Dec 2012
305 posts
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mr d
People still letting their dog crap on the pavement c****!
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Dec 2012
10:33pm, 3 Dec 2012
306 posts
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mr d
They are only that word when they don't clean up, and the word isn't clean.
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Dec 2012
10:43pm, 3 Dec 2012
21,286 posts
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Frobester
Pleading shit on Facebook that implores you to "like" if you're a human being with any kind of empathy whatsoever, with the inference that if you fail to "like" you're clearly a heartless evil bastard (albeit one with more than one brain cell...)
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Dec 2012
10:53pm, 3 Dec 2012
307 posts
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mr d
Frobester are you allowed to do it if there is a tiny chance you will win cycling kit?
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Dec 2012
9:07am, 4 Dec 2012
21,287 posts
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Frobester
The fact that I won't get column inches in newspapers for deciding to slightly reduce the amount of tax I avoid*
* I don't avoid any tax, this is just for illustrative purposes.
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Dec 2012
10:26am, 4 Dec 2012
10,799 posts
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Jason1969
You know when you're driving and you're stuck behind someone who's going really slowly? Not them. It's when you catch up to someone else who's going even slower. This is why, when I'm in charge, I'm going to issue every 5th car with rocket launchers. You won't know who has them. Imagine the fun!
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Dec 2012
1:38pm, 4 Dec 2012
22,611 posts
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Raptors claws are coming to town
Seeing articles in the online news sites about how GPs are killing people by forcing them to take pills, pills and more pills, followed by below-the-line contributions from every unemployed nutter with internet access. And then coming to work and being presented with a big heap of demands from patients for pills, pills, and more fucking pills.
As my daughter once suggested I should say, "Go eat some PRUNES."
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Dec 2012
1:46pm, 4 Dec 2012
57,880 posts
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Hanneke
The ex stalking me everywhere I go on-line and STILL making cryptic posts on a certain forum in the hope of getting through to me GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! I shall go back to blocking him on said forum...
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Dec 2012
1:59pm, 4 Dec 2012
704 posts
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Fellrunning
Not being able to get me pills because Vraps giving 'em to her patients when she should be prescribing prunes....
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