Oct 2012
8:50am, 28 Oct 2012
2,995 posts
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fitzer
I've been doing that for years Grandpa
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Oct 2012
10:57am, 28 Oct 2012
3,809 posts
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Red Squirrel
Wouldn't it be cool if you could grab the rail overhead, tuck your legs under yourself, swing over them like a monkey and drop into the window seat (hopefully smashing a box of eggs they've got in their bag in the process)?
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Oct 2012
11:03am, 28 Oct 2012
362 posts
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FreshStart
People who sit next to me on the train when there are loads and loads of empty seats, this happened to me the other night. There were only two other people in the carriage when a lady got on and proceeded to sit right next to me. She soon moved when I started to have one of my epic sneezing episodes
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Oct 2012
12:19pm, 28 Oct 2012
59 posts
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Grandpa Flump
I'd pay to see that happen RS!!!
Looks like we're all great fans of everybody else that uses trains and buses
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Oct 2012
2:05pm, 28 Oct 2012
1,832 posts
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Bru-Bru
Speaking of trains the "replacenent bus service" that results from "weekend engineering work" that is usually invisible. If I wanted to travel by bus, I'd have bought a bus ticket.
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Oct 2012
9:39am, 29 Oct 2012
4,736 posts
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Oysterboy
People who are slow at doing stuff.
Yes I would like a cup of coffee thanks but if you are going to take a week to make it I'll just do it myself.
Standing in a queue at cash points or ticket machines while the person using it stares blankly at the screen with their stupid bovine face trying to figure out which button to push. Except for old people. That's ok.
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Oct 2012
9:48am, 29 Oct 2012
21,025 posts
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Frobester
Half-arsed illnesses that can't be bothered to fully get a grip of me, but are *just* enough to keep me from going to work and doing some much-needed prep for a big presentation tomorrow.
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Oct 2012
1:24pm, 29 Oct 2012
55 posts
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Fravage
The increasing use of the phrase "reach out to" instead of "contact". It's a) bullshit, and b) takes longer to say than the word it's replacing. My immediate boss is a big fan of it, and I've just read a memo from our CEO that uses it and therefore gives carte blanche to all the other bullshit merchants to spray it around willy-nilly ("going forward", no doubt).
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Oct 2012
10:55am, 30 Oct 2012
562 posts
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Zorba
Speaking of cash machines.........People who pointedly stand about 400 metres away from the machine when they are next in line ,in case they get too close and compromise national security
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Oct 2012
1:40pm, 31 Oct 2012
563 posts
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Zorba
The half dozen stooges standing solemnly behind Mayor Gloomberg on every one of his weather lectures
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