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11:46am, 23 Jul 2021
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Diogenes
[Re pothunter’s last post, my answer to that question is “the baby Jesus”]
Jul 2021
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Mountkeen
I just read a list of "The 100 Things To Do Before You Die".

I was pretty surprised that "Shout for help" wasn't one of them.
Jul 2021
3:48pm, 23 Jul 2021
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Silent Runner
If a fishmonger calls you up offering to sell you mathematical constants, just put the phone down.

It's scampi.
Jul 2021
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Silent Runner
Whenever I see a price in dollars, I multiply by one hundred.

It makes cents if you think about it.
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4:46pm, 23 Jul 2021
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7:49am, 24 Jul 2021
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dUNKle
Deciding to take advantage of the fine summer day a penguin decides to go for a drive in his new soft top sports car. He's not been driving long when the car overheats and starts to make funny noises. He manages to get to the local garage and explains the problem to the mechanic. "I'll have a look but it will be about half an hour" says the mechanic.

"Thats OK" says the penguin "I'll have a walk in the park" and off he goes. He wanders through the park, has a chat with the local ducks, catches a few rays and has an Ice Cream.

On returning to the garage the mechanic looks up from under the bonnet. "You've blown a seal" he says "No" says the penguin, wiping his cheek. "I've just had an Ice Cream.
Jul 2021
11:33am, 24 Jul 2021
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Mountkeen
I've been watching the womens' beach volleyball at the Olympics

10 minutes into the game and there was a wrist injury

Hopefully I'll be ok for tomorrow's matches
Jul 2021
7:04pm, 24 Jul 2021
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Muttley
Ha! That's a variation on one of my favourites. Women's beach volleyball -- it requires tremendous hand-eye coordination, and that's just to watch it.
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11:23pm, 25 Jul 2021
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Shortcut Cam
What do you call a man who has finished digging a hole?

Doug
Jul 2021
11:24pm, 25 Jul 2021
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Shortcut Cam
Waitres asks how did i find my steak and I said it was next to my potatoes

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