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Stop the madness

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Mrs Winkle Nov 2013 6:50pm, 15 Nov 2013 7,351 posts	Quote Pin Mrs Winkle I was nearly run over by a feral child on a scooter just now. I told her mother that "those scooters are a bloody menace" and immediately felt as if I was 95.
Red Squirrel Nov 2013 6:58pm, 15 Nov 2013 12,793 posts	Quote Pin Red Squirrel I briefly read it as anus.
F is for Fleecy Nov 2013 7:46pm, 15 Nov 2013 12,770 posts	Quote Pin F is for Fleecy I cannot fathom the scooter hatred. It's basically a bike without pedals or a seat, is it not? And you lot bloody love your bikes, you bunch of bitrisexuals.
PaulaMc Nov 2013 8:38pm, 15 Nov 2013 2,141 posts	Quote Pin PaulaMc About 10 or so years ago I used to pass a woman every day who rode a scooter and wore a pair of fairy wings. She wore other clothes too, just to be clear. I wonder what happened to her. Being a big lover of PJs I have to say that the idea of a onesie INDOORS is sort-of OK, but don't you get cold if you have to go to the loo? You have to practically undress just to have a wee. Wearing one OUTDOORS should be against the law. I walk past a 'trendy' shop next to Shoreditch High Street station that sells them. The salespeople look daft.
McGoohan Nov 2013 9:14pm, 15 Nov 2013 9,583 posts	Quote Pin McGoohan I do not understand this thread. Adds to watch list
GregP Nov 2013 11:22pm, 15 Nov 2013 70,899 posts	Quote Pin GregP There they were. Spying on me. With rays.
Puddington Nov 2013 7:36am, 16 Nov 2013 49,313 posts	Quote Pin Puddington A scooter on the pavement = menace. No cyclist would get away with such a misdemeanour, unscathed. I read it as 'decimated anus'.
Mrs Winkle Nov 2013 7:40am, 16 Nov 2013 7,355 posts	Quote Pin Mrs Winkle Every day I am nearly mown down by kids on scooters, whilst mummy does nothing to make sure it doesn't happen. And as for the fuckwits that let their kids use them in shops seethe
GregP May 2020 7:14am, 28 May 2020 120,120 posts	Quote Pin GregP But they are The Future of Transport. Probably.