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Joopsy's Loo Door

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Jun 2018
2:36pm, 8 Jun 2018
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Diogenes
And I once saw the Palace score four goals away from home
[oh yeah?!]
And I've won every game of Trivial Pursuit I've ever played
[you haven't played me Ken]
Jun 2018
6:37pm, 8 Jun 2018
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Nellers
My mother worked 15 hours five days a week
My mother worked 16 hours six days a week
My mother worked 17 hours 7 days a week
The best way to scare a Tory is to read and get rich
Jun 2018
6:16am, 9 Jun 2018
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Joopsy
(Nellers, your first effort was actually the second one written on the door)

And yeah I’d love to tell you all of my problem, you’re not from New York City you’re from Rotherham.
Jun 2018
6:59am, 9 Jun 2018
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Nellers
(Great song Joopsy. Great writer and performer too.)

Pack your hacksaw come push me out
When your dentures prevent your smile
Jun 2018
8:31am, 9 Jun 2018
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Joopsy
He is the most featured artist on our door Nellers.
Jun 2018
8:32am, 9 Jun 2018
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Joopsy
And I guess it’s about making the shrink think that’s she’s on the brink of a breakthrough.
Jun 2018
8:33am, 9 Jun 2018
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Joopsy
God doesn’t come around here anymore and if he does then we can’t see him.
On the weekdays everyone’s praying
And the weekends, seeking oblivion.
Jun 2018
8:43am, 9 Jun 2018
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Nellers
Stick your neck out, stand up taller, don't look down now
It's OK, It's OK
We will find a way
Around the fences humans built for us
It's OK, It's OK
We will find a way
Jun 2018
10:41am, 9 Jun 2018
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fetcheveryone
This'll cheer you up for sure,
See, I've found your old ID,
And you're all dressed up like The Cure.
Jun 2018
3:59pm, 9 Jun 2018
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Diogenes
Where I stood watching comets lonesome trails
Shining up above me the jet fuel it fell
Down to earth where the money always comes first
And the sirens sing

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