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Sep 2020
10:31pm, 30 Sep 2020
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Mouseytongue
Today’s effort from the phishermen:

SCURITY ALERT : Your Ama
zon ͏a͏c͏c͏o͏u͏n͏t is locked

These guys could clean up, if only they had the foresight to engage a native English proof reader... :-)
Sep 2020
10:43pm, 30 Sep 2020
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Red Squirrel
(What's going on with this thread?)
Sep 2020
11:00pm, 30 Sep 2020
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ChrisHB
The prime minister opined that any reasonable man unsure whether he was safe to drive should take a quick spin to a town 30 miles away to find out.

THIS ENTRY IS DISQUALIFIED. EVEN THOUGH IT COULD HAVE WON THE COMPETITION A FEW MONTHS AGO. -- EDITOR
Oct 2020
6:23am, 1 Oct 2020
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JJ Flash
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How are you, Chris?
Oct 2020
9:39am, 1 Oct 2020
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ChrisHB
Just fine, thanks, Tina.

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