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Frobester Feb 2013 2:24pm, 6 Feb 2013 21,821 posts	Quote Pin Frobester Off-roading, mate. Another lifestyle load of bollocks. I saw one the other day "Keep Calm and Visit Dubai", or some such shit. Oh, I know one, "Keep Calm and Make Up An Original Fucking Catchphrase". Whoops. I've clearly left my nice warm office-bound desk and am sitting in a site office surrounded by effing and blinding hairy-arsed labourers.
Puddington Feb 2013 2:27pm, 6 Feb 2013 48,522 posts	Quote Pin Puddington That 'keep calm...' shit drives me over the bend up the corner and round the fucking wall. How about 'Keep Still and I'll Punch You in the Face'
ReturnoftheJuddi Feb 2013 2:52pm, 6 Feb 2013 1,896 posts	Quote Pin ReturnoftheJuddi Like this Pudds?
Puddington Feb 2013 2:55pm, 6 Feb 2013 48,523 posts	Quote Pin Puddington I think I love you
Doctor K Feb 2013 2:59pm, 6 Feb 2013 2,799 posts	Quote Pin Doctor K Since when did everyone like fucking cup cakes too? I bet it's American bullshit. Why can't they make a proper fucking cake? My grandma would show them how. Paul Hollywood must be an invented name too
Frobester Feb 2013 3:00pm, 6 Feb 2013 21,823 posts	Quote Pin Frobester I wonder if he spends more time on his elegantly coiffured barnet than he does putting stuff in a cooker?
ReturnoftheJuddi Feb 2013 3:04pm, 6 Feb 2013 1,897 posts	Quote Pin ReturnoftheJuddi blushes
Puddington Feb 2013 3:47pm, 6 Feb 2013 48,524 posts	Quote Pin Puddington Bun. It's a bun. Cupcake, my arse.
Ade1973 Feb 2013 4:13pm, 6 Feb 2013 773 posts	Quote Pin Ade1973 Seem to have struck a fertile seam... Even the word. Gah.
Frobester Feb 2013 4:16pm, 6 Feb 2013 21,826 posts	Quote Pin Frobester "Fertile seam". Now there's an expression! Do you grow plants down there?