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Carpathius Feb 2016 12:47am, 22 Feb 2016 8,782 posts	Quote Pin Carpathius Awake? Nope, not me.
decorum Feb 2016 12:53am, 22 Feb 2016 393 posts	Quote Pin decorum Nor me... SWMBO's. Peacefully and, thankfully quietly, snoring 😴 away.
Carpathius Feb 2016 12:58am, 22 Feb 2016 8,783 posts	Quote Pin Carpathius I'm foam rollering the ITB that's keeping me awake. I am tempted to foam roller the husband for the same reason.
Lip Gloss Feb 2016 7:51am, 22 Feb 2016 13,317 posts	Quote Pin Lip Gloss [Afraid I 'm the one who keeps OH with my snoring] Rollering my leg yesterday hasn't given me lovely bruises today
OhMyFleecingGod Feb 2016 9:34am, 22 Feb 2016 26,590 posts	Quote Pin OhMyFleecingGod I'm so glad I didn't go the DIY route and instead opted for you to do it all, it's much less stressful waiting for some numpty in an office to press a button rather than being able to log in and check for myself. And you: you are a total fuckwit with knobs on, you're so stupid you didn't even put the right MONTH in your email. As soon as this is done, I quit. While I'm at it, as soon as this other thing is done, I quit. I must be stupid, spending all this time doing other stuff for other people for nothing. I have a husband and two
OhMyFleecingGod Feb 2016 9:35am, 22 Feb 2016 26,591 posts	Quote Pin OhMyFleecingGod oops, cut off mid rant kids who I do that for the other 90% of the time. And you: you are really winding me up. Fuck off.
Velociraptor Feb 2016 12:34pm, 22 Feb 2016 33,482 posts	Quote Pin Velociraptor I'm interested to see how you reconcile your stated intention to kill yourself today if I don't do the thing I'm not going to do with your stated intention to go to the papers and to a medical negligence lawyer. No, really, I am. Multitasking of that complexity would be a real asset in my job.
OhMyFleecingGod Feb 2016 1:02pm, 22 Feb 2016 26,596 posts	Quote Pin OhMyFleecingGod Oh good, so it turns out your booking system is dodgy too, that fills me with so much joy
FreshStart Feb 2016 1:26pm, 22 Feb 2016 2,477 posts	Quote Pin FreshStart Dear supervisor. I finished the Baxter paper back in January 2013. You've read it, made some small adjustments and spent the last two years thinking about where we might submit it. You say it is good enough to publish. I've suggested loads of possible journals and you've said no to all of my suggestions. I get that you are the professor with loads of experience, but I've had enough of waiting for your input. Although you have all the contacts in the old farts brigade, perhaps you should let me attempt to submit the paper. If they say no try another journal then so what? At the moment I've got nothing to lose.
Icelandic Trigirl Feb 2016 1:37pm, 22 Feb 2016 2,258 posts	Quote Pin Icelandic Trigirl [go for it, FS; and ask a more useful prof for good measure. If it's on international law, human rights or the Arctic, I can take a look ] FFS, given that this is a distance education establishment why the fuck can't I find a parking space? Since hen did students all have their own cars?