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Carpathius Apr 2020 5:49pm, 9 Apr 2020 19,264 posts	Quote Pin Carpathius No, it's fine. I totally get that you arise at midday-2pm ish, can't clean out the chickens or clear the kitchen because you have to wash off your fake tan, and when asked later you can't do it because you've got makeup on to film a 3 second video for your friends. You'll do it after? Oh good. But when I ask again, there's a looooong pause as if I've asked something utterly unreasonable. Ok, you eventually say. Lovely. But you've vanished off to your room and I need to start doing dinner. Of course if I just do it, because I'm so pissed off by this point, you will appear later and say, with an air of surprise "Oh, you should have called me. I was just coming down to do it". And I won't feel like slapping you at all.
The Scribbler Apr 2020 6:11pm, 9 Apr 2020 4,835 posts	Quote Pin The Scribbler What’s the point of me spending time writing about products for your email marketing message, if you then replace what I’ve written with words scraped from our website and then littered with errors?
Carpathius Apr 2020 6:16pm, 9 Apr 2020 19,265 posts	Quote Pin Carpathius Mancock can fuck off.
Fizz :-) Apr 2020 9:04pm, 9 Apr 2020 3,662 posts	Quote Pin Fizz :-) Why didn’t you eat those doughnuts? And why do you think the birds might like them? Whole?!
LindsD Apr 2020 9:39pm, 9 Apr 2020 35,065 posts	Quote Pin LindsD I don't live in Carp's house
Lip Gloss Apr 2020 1:44am, 10 Apr 2020 39,329 posts	Quote Pin Lip Gloss Going to bed early to get a good sleep worked well
ITG Apr 2020 9:05am, 10 Apr 2020 8,877 posts	Quote Pin ITG Stop moaning about the property tax. You've got a massive house for just 2 of you and can well afford it. If you can't, get a smaller house.
idle_wilder Apr 2020 2:01pm, 10 Apr 2020 1,830 posts	Quote Pin idle_wilder Believe me, I understand a dog needs walked but I do believe you lot are taking the piss and stretching the outdoor exercising rules - I've seen you both out with the dog together for long walks at least 2-3 times a day. And you? Pretty sure essential travel does not extend to driving your dog to the park for a walk, when a) it is less than a mile away, and b) your husband manages to actually walk the dog on his own from the house? And the whole shop was clearly marked with a) 2m spacing everywhere and b) a ONE-WAY system - what's so bloody difficult to understand? And you asked the woman in front of me if she was in the queue, to which she replied she was, and you still barged in front of her? [I do believe most people, myself included, are generally pretty nice, but my god has this scenario brought out the worst in some people]
Derby Tup Apr 2020 2:03pm, 10 Apr 2020 39,685 posts	Quote Pin Derby Tup I hate Bank Holidays. Why bother with this one when every day feels like a Bank Holiday?* * I know this sounds incredibly pathetic and whiney
Lip Gloss Apr 2020 3:25pm, 10 Apr 2020 39,340 posts	Quote Pin Lip Gloss [ just went into a local express Sainsbury's and have to say they are a shambles with their directions and social distancing ]